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r/Roast the Person Above You

Subject 73 Red

We're more ghosts than people.
([member="Marina DeVoe"] hold on, before I insult you, PG-13 allows swearing, right? Because I don't want to get banned. That's a legit question, because I have a good one, but it does have a possible swear word in it.)
 

Subject 73 Red

We're more ghosts than people.
Yes it is.

Alright, here they come:

If I wanted a queen, I would have gotten a dog.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there to help in case it needs help.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
You sound reasonable... Time to up my medication.
It's scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.
You look like you travel by shipping container.
It's hard to roast someone under all that makeup. You could be a black man for all we know.
Your face says 16 and pregnant but your outfit says middle-aged divorcee on eharmony.com.
If you were my waiter, you look like you would be okay if I tipped you in cigarettes and pregnancy tests.
You'll never be the man your mother is.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
I've been called worse by better.

Well, that's all of them.
 

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