Meret Blackmoon
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# I am no curler but I could sweep you off your feet...
# Did you fall from heaven or did your hotel floor give way?
# Did you fall from heaven or did your hotel floor give way?
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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Olympic pick up lines
- Thread starter Meret Blackmoon
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Meret Blackmoon
Well-Known Member
FYI it does not have a bone in it, The body has 212 bones
I’ve got the biggest torch in Sochi and I’m looking for someone to blow it out
I’ve got the biggest torch in Sochi and I’m looking for someone to blow it out
The Wolf
I'm not playing hockey but you seem to have swept me off my feet.
Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
Ya know how we were missing a ring? Here it is:
*displays ring*
*displays ring*
Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
(after losing medal to other team, walk up to aforementioned attractive other person)
You stole my medal... and my heart along with it.
You stole my medal... and my heart along with it.
D O M I N U S
Alright, lemme toss on my High School Cap...
- "How does it feel to be the Bronze medal?
- "After a night with me, you'll award me Gold."
- "If beauty was an Olympic sport, you'd win Gold everytime."
Meret Blackmoon
Well-Known Member
Your lips say no, but your ski goggles whisper, "fog me".
Noah Corek
Cocked, Locked and a Smoking Barrel
Like a great bobsled team,we should climb in the tub and go over some curves
Four out of five Olympic rings think we should be together
Four out of five Olympic rings think we should be together
Kiskla Grayson-Matteo
Redeemer
I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?
Kiskla Grayson-Matteo
Redeemer
Half pipe? Lemme show you a full pipe, girl.
Want a snowcone?
Meret Blackmoon
Well-Known Member
Do you know what this Olympic jacket is made of? Girlfriend material
I don't believe in love at first sight but when I saw you, my heart did a triple axel.
Do we have some chemistry or are you just Putin me on?
Meret Blackmoon
Well-Known Member
@[member='Sir Giles H.T. Horatio IV'], original
Score?
Score?
Meret Blackmoon
Well-Known Member
I have a silver medal and I just adopted a Russian stray dog and her four puppies...
Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
CANADA WON CURLING WOOOOOOO
*checks stats*
CANADA WINS AGAINST US
*checks stats*
CANADA WINS AGAINST US
Eruna Delmarra
Twi'lek Sith
Wanna try the polevault? I'll let you borrow mine.