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Olympic pick up lines

Meret Blackmoon

Well-Known Member
Writer
# I am no curler but I could sweep you off your feet...
# Did you fall from heaven or did your hotel floor give way?
 

Meret Blackmoon

Well-Known Member
Writer
FYI it does not have a bone in it, The body has 212 bones
I’ve got the biggest torch in Sochi and I’m looking for someone to blow it out
 

MAI

Multipurpose Advanced Infiltrator
Character
#Care to share a ride on my luge?
 

Jak Sandrow

"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
Writer
Ya know how we were missing a ring? Here it is:

*displays ring*
 

Jak Sandrow

"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
Writer
(after losing medal to other team, walk up to aforementioned attractive other person)

You stole my medal... and my heart along with it.
 
V I C E L O R D
Writer
Alright, lemme toss on my High School Cap...
  • "How does it feel to be the Bronze medal?
  • "After a night with me, you'll award me Gold."
  • "If beauty was an Olympic sport, you'd win Gold everytime."
 

Jak Sandrow

"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
Writer
CANADA WON CURLING WOOOOOOO
*checks stats*
CANADA WINS AGAINST US
 
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