Olympic pick up lines

[Meret Blackmoon]

# I am no curler but I could sweep you off your feet...
# Did you fall from heaven or did your hotel floor give way?

 

[Matreya]

*You got 200 bones in your body, what's another one?
*Nice shoes (do I need to finish?)

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

FYI it does not have a bone in it, The body has 212 bones
I’ve got the biggest torch in Sochi and I’m looking for someone to blow it out

 

[Preliat Mantis]

I'm not playing hockey but you seem to have swept me off my feet.

 

[MAI]

#Care to share a ride on my luge?

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Ya know how we were missing a ring? Here it is:

*displays ring*

 

[Jak Sandrow]

(after losing medal to other team, walk up to aforementioned attractive other person)

You stole my medal... and my heart along with it.

 

[Darth Metus]

Alright, lemme toss on my High School Cap...

• "How does it feel to be the Bronze medal?
• "After a night with me, you'll award me Gold."
• "If beauty was an Olympic sport, you'd win Gold everytime."

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

Your lips say no, but your ski goggles whisper, "fog me".

 

[Noah Corek]

Like a great bobsled team,we should climb in the tub and go over some curves
Four out of five Olympic rings think we should be together

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Half pipe? Lemme show you a full pipe, girl.

 

[Talon Vosra]

Want a snowcone?

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

Do you know what this Olympic jacket is made of? Girlfriend material

 

[Talon Vosra]

I don't believe in love at first sight but when I saw you, my heart did a triple axel.

 

[Sir Hammerlock]

Do we have some chemistry or are you just Putin me on?

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

@[member='Sir Giles H.T. Horatio IV'], original

Score?

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

I have a silver medal and I just adopted a Russian stray dog and her four puppies...

 

[Jak Sandrow]

CANADA WON CURLING WOOOOOOO
*checks stats*
CANADA WINS AGAINST US

 

[Eruna Delmarra]

Wanna try the polevault? I'll let you borrow mine.