Olympic pick up lines

[Jak Sandrow]

I could Sochi us dating....

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

I'm a Canadian Hockey player...something something my stick something something the puck something something score

 

[Sebastian Santelli]

You gonna eat that?

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I'm a Canadian Hockey player...something something my stick something something the puck something something score

I resent that statement....

...seeing as Canada beat US BOOOYEAHHH

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

I did not complete the statement you fill in the blanks

 

[Jsc]

I'm a Canadian Hockey Player. This is my stick, I'd like to puck, something something score... What rhymes with puck?

 

[Jsc]

I think somebody won a medal, they're playing our song.

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

come on Hockey has all the elements for a double entendre: Zone, Stick, Twig, Puck, Goal, Score, Trap, Trapper, Snap shot, Slot, Puck Bunny, Paddle, Misconduct, Mask

 

[Jsc]

Damn it. I had something for this...

 

[Meret Blackmoon]

Puck Bunny?