Cyberjunk
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Dear friend,
You are formally invited to attend the galaxy’s foremost beefcake competition: Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY! The same competition that crowned Bryce Bantam, who is currently missing, and Setter Ryburn, who’s dead.
Join us at a very legal and coincidentally nondescript underground venue on Denon to get boozy and cheer on your favorite shirtless guy while he does awkward martial arts in his swim trunks.
What?
Mr. Heartbeat is a galaxy-wide male beauty pageant sponsored by Heartbeat House. We're not sure why.
Who’s invited?
Everyone who’s not a corpo. Leave your weapons at the door, two drink minimum.
Looking to enter as a contestant?
Simply fill out the form below and send it back to us. Any adult-aged, self-identified male can enter.
Name:
Affiliation: (optional)
Special Talent:
Contestants will participate in three rounds: Swimsuit, talent, and a final question round.
We’ll see you there on MARCH 19TH!
Yep, we’re doing this again.
This thread will take place on Denon, in the heart of Darkwire territory. Anyone from any faction/affiliation is free to join, just like, be cool about it, man. This is meant to be a silly fun thread, so no guns blazing but petty barfights are encouraged.
If you’re not interested in being a contestant or can’t because this is a male beauty pageant, you’re more than welcome to hang out in the crowd and ogle the gentlemen on stage or place bets.
The thread will be conducted in three “rounds” of posting for contestants. If you can’t post before a round moves on, just include the missed round in your next post.
-First round is the “introduction” round. Make your cool entrance, wear your cool clothes (or lack thereof but pls remember we’re PG-13) and ham it up.
-Second round is the talent portion, remember that you signed a liability waiver.
-Third and last round you’ll be given a single stereotypical beauty pageant question, don’t Miss South Carolina it.
Relax, and enjoy a break from this dumpster fire of a galaxy.
Dear friend,
You are formally invited to attend the galaxy’s foremost beefcake competition: Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY! The same competition that crowned Bryce Bantam, who is currently missing, and Setter Ryburn, who’s dead.
Join us at a very legal and coincidentally nondescript underground venue on Denon to get boozy and cheer on your favorite shirtless guy while he does awkward martial arts in his swim trunks.
What?
Mr. Heartbeat is a galaxy-wide male beauty pageant sponsored by Heartbeat House. We're not sure why.
Who’s invited?
Everyone who’s not a corpo. Leave your weapons at the door, two drink minimum.
Looking to enter as a contestant?
Simply fill out the form below and send it back to us. Any adult-aged, self-identified male can enter.
Name:
Affiliation: (optional)
Special Talent:
Contestants will participate in three rounds: Swimsuit, talent, and a final question round.
We’ll see you there on MARCH 19TH!
---OOC INFO---
Yep, we’re doing this again.
This thread will take place on Denon, in the heart of Darkwire territory. Anyone from any faction/affiliation is free to join, just like, be cool about it, man. This is meant to be a silly fun thread, so no guns blazing but petty barfights are encouraged.
If you’re not interested in being a contestant or can’t because this is a male beauty pageant, you’re more than welcome to hang out in the crowd and ogle the gentlemen on stage or place bets.
The thread will be conducted in three “rounds” of posting for contestants. If you can’t post before a round moves on, just include the missed round in your next post.
-First round is the “introduction” round. Make your cool entrance, wear your cool clothes (or lack thereof but pls remember we’re PG-13) and ham it up.
-Second round is the talent portion, remember that you signed a liability waiver.
-Third and last round you’ll be given a single stereotypical beauty pageant question, don’t Miss South Carolina it.
Relax, and enjoy a break from this dumpster fire of a galaxy.
Dear friend,
You are formally invited to attend the galaxy’s foremost beefcake competition: Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY! The same competition that crowned Bryce Bantam, who is currently missing, and Setter Ryburn, who’s dead.
Join us at a very legal and coincidentally nondescript underground venue on Denon to get boozy and cheer on your favorite shirtless guy while he does awkward martial arts in his swim trunks.
What?
Mr. Heartbeat is a galaxy-wide male beauty pageant sponsored by Heartbeat House. We're not sure why.
Who’s invited?
Everyone who’s not a corpo. Leave your weapons at the door, two drink minimum.
Looking to enter as a contestant?
Simply fill out the form below and send it back to us. Any adult-aged, self-identified male can enter.
Name:
Affiliation: (optional)
Special Talent:
Contestants will participate in three rounds: Swimsuit, talent, and a final question round.
We’ll see you there on MARCH 19TH!
---OOC INFO---
Yep, we’re doing this again.
This thread will take place on Denon, in the heart of Darkwire territory. Anyone from any faction/affiliation is free to join, just like, be cool about it, man. This is meant to be a silly fun thread, so no guns blazing but petty barfights are encouraged.
If you’re not interested in being a contestant or can’t because this is a male beauty pageant, you’re more than welcome to hang out in the crowd and ogle the gentlemen on stage or place bets.
The thread will be conducted in three “rounds” of posting for contestants. If you can’t post before a round moves on, just include the missed round in your next post.
-First round is the “introduction” round. Make your cool entrance, wear your cool clothes (or lack thereof but pls remember we’re PG-13) and ham it up.
-Second round is the talent portion, remember that you signed a liability waiver.
-Third and last round you’ll be given a single stereotypical beauty pageant question, don’t Miss South Carolina it.
Relax, and enjoy a break from this dumpster fire of a galaxy.
You are formally invited to attend the galaxy’s foremost beefcake competition: Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY! The same competition that crowned Bryce Bantam, who is currently missing, and Setter Ryburn, who’s dead.
Join us at a very legal and coincidentally nondescript underground venue on Denon to get boozy and cheer on your favorite shirtless guy while he does awkward martial arts in his swim trunks.
What?
Mr. Heartbeat is a galaxy-wide male beauty pageant sponsored by Heartbeat House. We're not sure why.
Who’s invited?
Everyone who’s not a corpo. Leave your weapons at the door, two drink minimum.
Looking to enter as a contestant?
Simply fill out the form below and send it back to us. Any adult-aged, self-identified male can enter.
Name:
Affiliation: (optional)
Special Talent:
Contestants will participate in three rounds: Swimsuit, talent, and a final question round.
We’ll see you there on MARCH 19TH!
---OOC INFO---
Yep, we’re doing this again.
This thread will take place on Denon, in the heart of Darkwire territory. Anyone from any faction/affiliation is free to join, just like, be cool about it, man. This is meant to be a silly fun thread, so no guns blazing but petty barfights are encouraged.
If you’re not interested in being a contestant or can’t because this is a male beauty pageant, you’re more than welcome to hang out in the crowd and ogle the gentlemen on stage or place bets.
The thread will be conducted in three “rounds” of posting for contestants. If you can’t post before a round moves on, just include the missed round in your next post.
-First round is the “introduction” round. Make your cool entrance, wear your cool clothes (or lack thereof but pls remember we’re PG-13) and ham it up.
-Second round is the talent portion, remember that you signed a liability waiver.
-Third and last round you’ll be given a single stereotypical beauty pageant question, don’t Miss South Carolina it.
Relax, and enjoy a break from this dumpster fire of a galaxy.
Special thanks to
Kyra Perl
,
Runi Verin
and
Daiya
who helped my inept coding butt.
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