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Space Daddy Carni-Boi
Writer
[7:05:45 PM] Carnifex Regis: I c u sneakin' peeks at my posts
[7:05:46 PM] Carnifex Regis: :p
[7:05:58 PM] Siobhan Kerrigan: :D
[7:06:08 PM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Naughty Jedi, interrupting Kaine's sleep.
[7:06:15 PM] Carnifex Regis: He needs his beauty sleep!
[7:06:22 PM] Carnifex Regis: NOW HE'S GONNA GET WRINKLES
[7:06:23 PM] Carnifex Regis: GAWD
[7:06:25 PM] Siobhan Kerrigan: hahaha
[7:06:33 PM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Should be more respectful of a Dark Lord's bedtime.
 

Aver Brand

Mercicle
Character
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:16 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: lmao[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:18 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: i just have[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:20 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: this image of loray[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:27 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: doing a striptease for aver[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:28 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: ahahahah[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:34 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: oh god[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:45 PM] St. James the Equalizer: lol, well he's already draped over her[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:47 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: oh i will draw this[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:49 PM] St. James the Equalizer: lol[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:50 PM] St. James the Equalizer: do it[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:10:58 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: "dance or a show, baby?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:02 PM] St. James the Equalizer: ohhhh[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:03 PM] St. James the Equalizer: yeah[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:03 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: *puts on a male thong*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:06 PM] St. James the Equalizer: that's awesome[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:10 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: bahaha[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:44 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: just imagine that they're in public lol[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:48 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: and there's this metal dude[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:11:51 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: starts stripping[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:06 PM] St. James the Equalizer: *cue I'm too sexy in the background*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:22 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: and everyone runs screaming away from a one-eyed guy in his fifties, wearing a male thong and looking like someone sandpapered his skin[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:31 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: and there's aver, all lip bite[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:34 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: oh jesus[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:35 PM] St. James the Equalizer: lmao[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:36 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: i'm crying haha[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:38 PM] St. James the Equalizer: blushing[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10.5pt][11:12:52 PM] St. James the Equalizer: that's a hilarious image[/SIZE]

[member="Loray Tares"], the ultimate Casanova.
 

Fabula Caromed

Belle of the Brawl
Writer
[2:51:53 PM] Smitten Kitten: I have no problem writing her for you, dearheart, but I want you to understand that Anna is the gayest character I play.
[2:52:24 PM] Smitten Kitten: She might be (slash will absolutely be) friendly with men, but you have no shot at getting any.
[2:52:32 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: and sadly
[2:52:37 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: the only female character i write
[2:52:40 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: is science-sexual
[2:52:47 PM] Smitten Kitten: That's also part of the problem.
[2:53:00 PM] Smitten Kitten: Anna is far more interested in her machines than she is in any kind of romance.
[2:53:10 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: then they can bond
[2:53:14 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: over their mutual love
[2:53:19 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: for Other Things
[2:54:06 PM] Smitten Kitten: "Hey, don't you love Things That Are Not Sex?"
"Oh my god I adore Things That Are Not Sex!"
"Oh golly gosh, me too! Let's go not have sex!"
[2:54:12 PM] Smitten Kitten: Meanwhile, Andrew shudders in quiet horror.
[2:54:42 PM] Andrej Fakerussian: Andrew's thoughts: "I can't believe I just wrote that. How did I just write that? I couldn't have written that."
 

Tobias Wrynn

Greater Purpose.
Character
Solan Charr the Quilava'lor: I'm gonna have Alexander try and speak Mando'a
Solan Charr the Quilava'lor: But fail
Tristen: Does he understand Mando'a at all?
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: Sorta
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: He has studied it in his off time
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: He is going to basically say... "Hello, good to feel it."
Tom.: Oh my god he's going to accidentally solicit Keira for sex.
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: ...
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: Oh god
Solan Charr, the Quilava'lor: Please no
Tristen: ...She would kill him.
Tom.: "...okay, I'm just going to assume this meeting will be in Basic."
 

Fabula Caromed

Belle of the Brawl
Writer
[2:57:18 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): nah it was only during this one summer
[2:57:20 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): southern italy
[2:57:25 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): it is worth noting, tho
[2:57:28 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): that the AC broke
[2:57:40 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): like exactly on the day that the heat hit
[2:57:45 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): sadistic bastard
[2:57:51 PM] Smitten Kitten: Lived without AC for four years. Tell me more.
[2:58:05 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): go away
[2:58:09 PM] Smitten Kitten: <3
[2:58:10 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): crazy american
[2:58:47 PM] Smitten Kitten: Imagine for a moment that humans, with our freakishly high resistance to pain, fatigue, injury, and disease among the animal kingdom, are the orks of the universe.
[2:58:56 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): lmao
[2:59:21 PM] Smitten Kitten: After all, we have too many teeth in our mouths, so we weld metal wiring into our skulls to straighten them. We invented surgery centuries before even the most rudimentary anesthesia. We're basically orks.
[3:00:04 PM] Smitten Kitten: Now imagine, among humans, what traits (apart from "fat and lazy," which are major false equivalencies that trigger me like whoa) Americans portray compared to other nations.
[3:01:09 PM] Smitten Kitten: We're violent, rugged idiots who settled in some of least hospitable places in the world, are aggressive in all political relations, and most of our favorite pastimes involve unmitigated and publicly-broadcast acts of violence for entertainment.
[3:01:34 PM] Smitten Kitten: If humans are orks, Americans are basically Uruk-hai.
[3:01:53 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): lmao
[3:01:58 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): you've
[3:02:00 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): thought about this

[member=Netherworld]
 

Natasi Fortan

The Original
Writer
I normally wouldn't post my own chat, but I thought this was hilarious on further reading. A conversation with myself and [member="Carlyle Rausgeber"]

Carlyle (First Order): You're gonna poison the Vindicator?
Penelope: Don't be ridiculous
Penelope: poison
Penelope: No
Penelope: I'm infecting it with a deadly infectious disease
Carlyle (First Order): Why?
Penelope: Because I'm Natasi goddamn Fortan and I do what I want
 

Atin Vendet

Journeyman Protector
Writer
[8/29/2016 2:51:04 AM] [Redacted1]: not right this second, no
[8/29/2016 2:51:05 AM] [Redacted1]: why?
[8/29/2016 2:56:23 AM] [Redacted2]: was just asking
[8/29/2016 3:32:35 AM] [Redacted2]: [Redacted3] stop typing
[8/29/2016 3:32:36 AM] [Redacted2]: right now
[8/29/2016 3:36:09 AM] [Redacted3]: Sorry
[8/29/2016 3:36:23 AM] [Redacted3]: I was typing out some really big thingy I wanted to jot down while I had a creative spasm
[8/29/2016 3:36:37 AM] [Redacted3]: it's probably really lame and gay
[8/29/2016 3:37:24 AM] [Redacted2]: that's the spirit
[8/29/2016 3:37:28 AM] [Redacted2]: always doubt yourself
[8/29/2016 3:37:35 AM] [Redacted2]: never show it to anyone else
 
Sea of Dreams
Writer
[8/30/2016 4:31:52 AM] Evil Kitten (Khaleel): man, i harassed him the entire night yesterday
[8/30/2016 4:31:58 AM] Evil Kitten: it's your turn now
[8/30/2016 4:32:06 AM] Zee Is OG (Asharad): I'm going to sleep..
[8/30/2016 4:32:15 AM] Evil Kitten: well he isn't here now
[8/30/2016 4:32:19 AM] Evil Kitten: so prepare yourself
[8/30/2016 4:32:20 AM] *** Remy (Ijaat) cattle-prods Andy ***
[8/30/2016 4:32:41 AM] Evil Kitten: every single time, remy!
[8/30/2016 4:32:49 AM] Zee Is OG: do it again andrew
[8/30/2016 4:32:52 AM] Zee Is OG: we will do it together
[8/30/2016 4:33:07 AM] Evil Kitten: very well
[8/30/2016 4:33:10 AM] Evil Kitten: do it we shall
[8/30/2016 4:33:53 AM] Lisette: ...
[8/30/2016 4:33:58 AM] Lisette: You guys are weird.
 
Space Daddy Carni-Boi
Writer
[7:22:34 PM] Tristen: Kaine uses the Messenger like most people use the poke system on Facebook. Don't deny it.
[7:23:05 PM] Carnifex Regis: Yeh
[7:23:12 PM] Carnifex Regis: It's more theatric that way.
[7:23:15 PM | Edited 7:23:15 PM] Carnifex Regis: Like sending a raven.
[7:23:29 PM] Carnifex Regis: Even though we have holocommunication
[7:23:43 PM] *** Tristen gets Kaine a mug that says "Galaxy's #1 Drama Queen ***
[7:23:44 PM] Carnifex Regis: But you can decline a holocall
[7:23:56 PM | Edited 7:23:59 PM] Carnifex Regis: YOU CAN'T DECLINE AN UNNATURALLY PERSISTENT GOLD MAN AT YOUR DOOR
[7:24:18 PM] Tristen: I actually laughed at that. Goddammit. :p
 

Tanomas Graf

ᴇɪsᴇʀɴᴇʀ ᴋᴀɴᴢʟᴇʀ
Character
When you're trying to ask one of the other fleeters something...

[9/21/2016 10:28:17 PM] Tanomas Graf: Carlyle, I need to ask something of you
[9/21/2016 10:28:40 PM] [member="Carlyle Rausgeber"]: Sure
[9/21/2016 10:28:44 PM] Carlyle Rausgeber: Just not nudes
[9/21/2016 10:28:49 PM] Tanomas Graf: not yet
 

Natasi Fortan

The Original
Writer
[11:28:23 PM] Penelope: Yeah
[11:28:29 PM] Penelope: I'm not doing it until someone tells me where to go
[11:28:29 PM] Penelope: :p
[11:28:42 PM] Tanomas Graf: we need you to fly your fleet into the sun
[11:28:44 PM] Tanomas Graf: don't ask just do
[11:28:48 PM] Penelope: Done.
[11:28:51 PM] Penelope: karking done
[11:28:54 PM] Penelope: you know what
[11:28:58 PM] Penelope: for fifty bucks and a ride to the airport
[11:29:06 PM] Penelope: you can be FO and Grand Moff
[11:29:13 PM] AdmiralKerkov: Done
[11:29:27 PM] Tanomas Graf: I'll give you fifty-cents and a taxi to the airport
[11:29:32 PM] Penelope: NO DEAL

[member="Tanomas Graf"] [member="William Kerkov"]
 

Carlyle Rausgeber

"It's all been bloody marvellous..."
Character
[member="Asharad Graush"]: post to me now Sent on:7:31 pm
Carlyle Rausgeber: Your threads boring as hell tho Sent on:7:31 pm
[member="Asharad Graush"]: damn you right Sent on:7:31 pm
[member="Asharad Graush"]: let me on your ship so i can kill you Sent on:7:31 pm
Carlyle Rausgeber: No Sent on: 7:31 pm
Lisnet: lmao Sent on:7:31 pm
Carlyle Rausgeber: Natasi couldn't kill me, the tumours couldn't kill me, what hope does the lead of an Evanescense cover band have? Sent on:7:32 pm
Lisnet: rofl Sent on:7:32 pm
Lisnet #shotsfired Sent on:7:32 pm
 

Fabula Caromed

Belle of the Brawl
Writer
[2:48:16 AM] Anna: So.
[2:51:38 AM] Anna: I had a couple of frustrating games until we switched to KotH. I decided, whatever, let's play Mercy.
[2:52:06 AM] Smitty-sempai: Right
[2:52:17 AM] Anna: I proceeded to hummingbird the living poodoo out of the battlefield. I used my entire team as my lifelines, becoming a crazy mobile, regenerating ubersupport.
[2:52:36 AM] Anna: Played with the same group for almost an hour, at which point I was known as the God Mercy.
[2:53:01 AM] Anna: Such fantastic moments as escaping from behind enemy lines with 6 health.
[2:53:11 AM] Anna: Three-rezzing on the point and then living to tell the tale.
[2:53:24 AM] Anna: Four-rezzing during overtime just as my ult came up.
[2:53:41 AM] Anna: I was everywhere, doing everything. I was untouchable. Immortal.
[2:53:50 AM] Anna: Made four new friends outta that.
[2:54:03 AM] Anna: One of them was like "and you can boost me up to platinum tomorrow.:
[2:54:05 AM] Smitty-sempai: Holy crap XD
[2:54:08 AM] Anna: I have peaked.
[2:54:12 AM] Anna: This is my zenith.
[2:54:13 AM] Smitty-sempai: Go, you!
[2:54:16 AM] Anna: It's all downhill from here.
[2:54:17 AM] Anna: XD
[2:54:22 AM] Smitty-sempai: XD

[member="Spencer Varanin"]

Bonus Footage

[2:55:28 AM] Anna: Incidentally, Mercy has finally surpassed Ana as my most played hero. They're both 14 hours. XD
 

Niysha

Don't Panic
Character
[1:36:55 AM] The Pope: Ladies and gentlemen
[1:36:58 AM] The Pope: The Chicken has landed
[1:37:05 AM] The Pope: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/95292-the-silver-jedi-come-dominion-of-malachor-v-sith-order-rebellion/page-17
[1:37:31 AM] Jon (Ashin): Buckabuckabuckawww!
[1:37:39 AM] Anna: A RED DAWN
[1:37:43 AM] Anna: A BLOOD DAWN
[1:37:47 AM] The Pope: A RED DAWN RISES
[1:37:52 AM] The Pope: FOR HONOR
[1:37:54 AM] The Pope: FOR GLORY
[1:38:00 AM] The Pope: FOR THE APOKKAN RACE
[1:38:35 AM] The Pope: I wonder if she'll draw the line between the dots and realize she's up against a thousand Apokkan warriors
[1:38:39 AM] Jon (Ashin): AN APOKKALYPSE!
[1:38:43 AM] The Pope: YAS!
[1:38:46 AM] The Pope: YAAAAAAAAS
[1:38:48 AM] The Pope: HE WENT THERE
[1:38:49 AM] The Pope: GOOD
[1:38:51 AM] The Pope: GOOOOOOOOD
[1:38:51 AM] Anna: (cwl)
[1:38:55 AM] Anna: (rofl)
[1:38:57 AM] The Pope: LET THE POULTRY FLOW THROUGH YOU
[1:39:07 AM] Jon (Ashin): Been waiting two weeks for the proper moment
 

Keira Priest

The Iron
Character
[9:48:16 AM] Samuel Aten: Yeah.
[9:48:27 AM] Samuel Aten: and Andrew's appendix burst.
[9:48:47 AM] *** Tristen can't have that problem ***
[9:48:54 AM] Samuel Aten: already
[9:48:54 AM] Samuel Aten: removed?
[9:49:07 AM] Tristen: When I was two months old, yeah.
[9:49:20 AM] Tristen: Or something like that.
[9:49:28 AM] Tristen: It was either earlier or at two months.
[9:50:10 AM] Samuel Aten: Huh, I see.
[9:50:13 AM] Samuel Aten: Just cuz or?
[9:51:42 AM] Tristen: Had a malrotation since I was a preemie. They had to switch my intestines around to be on the right side and took my appendix out since it was on the wrong side.
[9:51:59 AM] Samuel Aten: Interesting.
[9:52:02 AM] Samuel Aten: I guess you could say...
[9:52:04 AM] Samuel Aten: you were ...
[9:52:08 AM] Samuel Aten: *puts on sunglasses.*
[9:52:11 AM] Samuel Aten: A little turned around?
[9:52:20 AM] Tristen: Oh my god Sam.
[9:52:41 AM] Samuel Aten: *drops the bass.*
[9:52:59 AM] Tristen: I don't know how to feel about that. It was clever but also just...no. :p
[9:53:18 AM] Samuel Aten: It's one of my more attractive qualities.
[9:53:28 AM] Samuel Aten: Alongside the hat I stole.
[9:53:35 AM] Tristen: It's a sense of humor I can appreciate.
[9:53:45 AM] Samuel Aten: I know.
[9:54:18 AM] Samuel Aten: It must really hurt your insides just laughing about it.
[9:54:57 AM] Tristen: .-.
[9:54:59 AM] Tristen: I mean.
[9:55:04 AM] Samuel Aten: You know what.
[9:55:11 AM] Tristen: The doctors said when I was little that the malrotation could come undone eventually.
[9:55:14 AM] Tristen: Unlikely, but possible.
[9:55:15 AM] Samuel Aten: For that one, I am sorry. I am honestly sorry I couldn't come up with anything better to follow with.
[9:55:31 AM] Samuel Aten: So
[9:55:34 AM] Tristen: It was okay. :p
[9:55:35 AM] Samuel Aten: at least you can say
[9:55:39 AM] Samuel Aten: you weren't tied up at that moment?
[9:55:52 AM] Tristen: Does that even count? :p
[9:55:53 AM] Samuel Aten: You know what.
[9:55:56 AM] Samuel Aten: No, it doesn't.
[9:56:00 AM] Samuel Aten: Hand me the bleach.
[9:56:14 AM] Tristen: *pats and gives cookies* A for effort.
[9:56:58 AM] Samuel Aten: *passive-aggressively consumes cookies.*
[9:57:02 AM] Samuel Aten: You know I don't like these...
[9:57:07 AM] Tristen: Uh-huh.
[9:57:09 AM] Tristen: I'm sure.
[9:57:13 AM] Samuel Aten: Verily.

[member="Boethiah"]
 
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