Eralam
Character
76. Stop that.
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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No. 77 - You must be totally fabulous at all times.
78. No Wars
James Justice
Charting new Paths
RULE X.
ALL BUBBLE BLOWING BUBBLE BABIES WILL BE BEATEN OUT OF THE BAR
RULE Y.
BEFORE 50 POSTS ALL CHARACTERS MUST HAVE ENOUGH SALT IN THEIR POSTS TO CAUSE A STROKE
RULE Z.
ALL JEDI PADAWANS WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO STRIKE DOWN SITH MASTERS SINCE SITH ACOLYTES ARE APPARENTLY STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT JEDI MASTERS
ALL BUBBLE BLOWING BUBBLE BABIES WILL BE BEATEN OUT OF THE BAR
RULE Y.
BEFORE 50 POSTS ALL CHARACTERS MUST HAVE ENOUGH SALT IN THEIR POSTS TO CAUSE A STROKE
RULE Z.
ALL JEDI PADAWANS WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO STRIKE DOWN SITH MASTERS SINCE SITH ACOLYTES ARE APPARENTLY STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT JEDI MASTERS
Raziel
Dark Jedi Spymaster
Rule 79: People who can't follow a simple numbering system are forces to write only gungans
Raziel
Dark Jedi Spymaster
Rule D: The word filter will change all instances of man to mon until [member="Ilias Nytrau"] flounces
More Tea?
81: @Razzle Dazzle must be nice to @Commie.
Vorhi Alestrani
Blind Brawler
Rule #42: Factory submissions can be buffed in exchanged for bribes. [member="Valiens Nantaris"] prefers nubile women. I accept all credit cards and Mexican food as payment, but am not a factory judge. I still accept payments, however.
Cira
Best Onion
83. Rule 27 is reinstated.
Tanith Alde
Your Highness
84. Those found engaging in ERP secretly will be publically shamed, with being forced to commit ERP
Ashin Varanin
Professional Enabler
85. The only acceptable font in signatures is Comic Sans.
Tanith Alde
Your Highness
[member="sabrina"]
86a. Unless the author is too dark and moody to be restriced to one faction, in which case he or she may join as many as they wish
86a. Unless the author is too dark and moody to be restriced to one faction, in which case he or she may join as many as they wish
Shadow Hand
87. There will be no Ewoks allowed.
Ax'no
Mystical Caprine
Rule 88: no more PVP in invasions - only dance offs!
*makes jazz hands*
*makes jazz hands*
Jack Sparrow
Captain
Rule 89: All orphans will now be raised by Ewoks. Not ironically violent Ewoks. Proper "Caravan of Courage" Ewoks. With Burl Ives narrating.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lksCXH49DA[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lksCXH49DA[/youtube]
Khalan Vhett
Tactical Mandalorian
Rule Potato: All Mandalorians are to be publicly executed by the Death Watch
Kurayami Bloodborn
Drunken Savant
Addendum to Rule Potato: This includes all members of the Deathwatch as well.
Armand Temi
Orphan
Rule 93: No more lightsabers and blasters. We now fight with prehistoric weapons.