King of the Hill

[Saran Drast]

Was not on the hill when the bombardment hit.

Still owns the hill's property rights.


My hill.

 

[Eddie]

*has thugs steal the ownership rights, gets into a scuffle with every thug, killing them for the rights and burning the rights in the process*

No one's hill

 

[Vulpesen]

*plants my flag on the hill."

MY HILL

 

[Alexandra Feanor]

*Burns the flag, sets up a new flag, and kicks Vulps' ass off the hill.*

My Hill, you fox face.

 

[Vulpesen]

Oi, I gave you Daeda!

Claims the hill.

 

[Barkt Melan]

Strafes the hill, leaving no one alive on it.

My hill.

 

[Ponyboy Reynolds]

Oh im sorry but I dug a hole under the hil when you killed everyone....

*comes out* my hill

 

[Saran Drast]

Still has the rights to the land, as the thug ran off with a fake.

My hill.

 

[Eddie]

*walks on the hill and lightning strikes everywhere...*

My hill.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

[Metus De'cal]

*Pulls a Darth Vader by throwing you off the hill despite being damaged by the lightning*

My hill...for now.

 

[FRAME]

Uhm...
*Takes over a Star Destroyer and kamikazes you with it, then switches back to favorite body*

My hill

 

[Barkt Melan]

Survived because of the starfighter and makes another strafing run.

My hill.

 

[FRAME]

Survives strafing run because of cool armor body.

My hill

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

Buy an even better ship to turn yours into a scrap-heap.

My glorious hill!

 

[FRAME]

Infects all your mirrors to make you look ugly.

My hill

 

[Charlotte Homura]

*breaks every mirror you infected and throws them at your favorite body using The Force*

My hill

 

[Lord Reha Nebuau]

*Buys the land which the hill rests upon*
My hill.

 

[Charlotte Homura]

Serenades you with a beautiful sounding song, gets the hill only from it

My hill

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

Use a recorder to get the song for personal enjoyment while walking up with ear plugs on, and gently push you down the contested hill.

It's not contested anymore, as it becomes my hill once again!

 

[Not Ordo]

Sits on the hill

mine