Kill the person above you

[Vulpesen]

Consumed by the abyss after an overexposure to darkness. (And there's your answer.)

 

[Nyxie]

Eaten by gravy while assaulted by an army of crude pickles bleating in the negative.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Death by an old woman turning into a dragon, smacking you into a wall, then breathing fire on the wall

 

[The Pale]

Death by sword hanging! What's that you ask? Well I pin you to a wall with a sword of course!

 

[Edward Vyperion]

The effectiveness of that death depends on where you stab, anyway....

Death by foot blisters forcing you to fall into a volcano

 

[Vulpesen]

drowning in magical water.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

Death by pixel attack.

 

[Vulpesen]

... killed by fanciness.

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

death by cheese

 

[sabrina]

death by stepping on lego.

 

[Darth Kentarch]

death by being strapped to chair and forced to watch a golden girls marathon.

 

[sabrina]

but I like golden girls
death by, realizing his method failed, giving him a brain hemorrhage.

 

[Darth Kentarch]

death by choking on a cashew

 

[Juggerduck]

Death by pink teddy bear smothering, after which your corpse will be dressed in an I HEART CUDDLES t-shirt and nothing else.

 

[sabrina]

death by firing squad.

 

[Vulpesen]

Death my midnight mugging.

 

[Lira Dajenn]

Throat Slit...oh wait.

 

[Vulpesen]

Pack of kath hounds... hold on.

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

*offers poisonous dog-treats*

 

[Garza]

Death by being smothered with boobs.