How Sexy Is The Character Above You?

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Candu Tabuu

Didn't I just diss you? 0/10.

 

[Teyla Sal-Soren]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

0/10

 

[Justice Lesan]

Now I know why Bri is so hot!

10/5

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Justice Lesan

11/10 - Not too bad looking, for a human. Also, I'm both available and infertile, so lucky you.

 

[Candu Tabuu]

0/10 - flea-ridden space otter, no-no thank!

No diss Candu Tabuu, you get burn!

 

[Nerd Wizard]

Candu Tabuu

I'll kiss you, you little twerp, even if you're enslaved by an insidious interdimensional galactic corporation (from a very sucky, boredom-inducing alternate universe) run by an imperialistic rodent - and I really don't like that rodent. 7/10.

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Nerd Wizard

For my part, I never gained anything from kissing a mirror, and for another thing, that interdimensional mirror reveals a very handsome girl with opposing traits, even if we're not lesbians... 11/10 for the pretty Bothan.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Ugh. Furry.

.5/10, and the .5 is just because you almost look like a dog...and I love dogs. And, you're talking to yourself, so make that a .00001/10.

Yes yes, let it be known the Imperial king is a furry-hating dog-loving king

 

[Nerd Wizard]

Heath Valhoun

Nice hat, Handsome - I'll bet you've got a few good tales of morality for this Lorekeeper, I must say. You may not be pretty to look at, but I'll be a polite little girl, I promise! Dad didn't raise himself a stereotypical Bothan girl, that's for sure. 4/10.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Right-o. Still .0000001/10

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Heath Valhoun

For my part, I'll hang you by your ankles and take a wiffle bat to your gut if you keep insulting my interdimensional mirror reflection, as weird as that sounds. 1.56327 x 0/13.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Oh yeah?

I'll send a fleet and turn your home planet into glass!

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Heath Valhoun

Go right ahead! I won't miss Selonia in the slightest, as my Sire is most likely long dead anyway, so there's not much of a point in keeping Selonia around anymore! I'll bet your hat would look good on me...

 

[Har Har D'Saylyr]

Mad sexy. Meesa love a girl who gives good threat.

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Har Har D'Saylyr

Not exactly sexy, but certainly a very exotic and aesthetically pleasing specimen, even despite the scars.

 

[Ronin Wendigo]

Can't exactly say.... seem be some sort walking fuzzball carpet and it talks?

 

[Talyr Ivaakren]

Ronin Wendigo

The fur is warm, makes a great handhold and I'm very snuggly. I'm also infertile if you're really, really interested. <3 I promise I won't pick your pockets or anything.

 

[Sethrak]

Can I kill you with lighting and fire? If so then 10/10. If not, It's .00001/10 as my alt said

 

[Kev'thari "Kev" Vefthu]

Sethrak

I'm not exactly sure why, but for some reason, if you choke out that Selonian in a non-fun way, I'll have an overwhelming urge to kick your ass, even if she is a glorified weasel in more ways then one.

 

[Sethrak]

Could that be because you are the selonian? Gotcha muahahahaha

Though it could just be that I'm a Drael and we kill everything so you want to fight me.