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Faction How Do YOU Pronounce Hapes? [Black Sun and friends]

How do you pronounce Hapes?


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TALLIFAX INN — A HAUNT OF SPACERS AND SMUGGLERS
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Oleander just sips her drink in the corner.​
 
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"Extra steps?! Why are you being rude? The Sith are nothing like the Jedi"

Belatedly Jerec recognized the princess from the bounty board. He was a frequent subscriber after all.

Jerec set his drink aside and started counting on his fingers.

"One, Jedi and Sith both murder Hapan queens," he said, pronouncing it correctly. "Two, they both do regime change in Hapes for kicks, and not, like, well. Three, they both have the same final form: military industrial complex. Four, they both suck at buying used ships. Five..." Ithorians had five digits so he needed a five. "...neither of'em can gamble worth a damn."
 
"One, Jedi and Sith both murder Hapan queens," he said, pronouncing it correctly. "Two, they both do regime change in Hapes for kicks, and not, like, well. Three, they both have the same final form: military industrial complex. Four, they both suck at buying used ships. Five..." Ithorians had five digits so he needed a five. "...neither of'em can gamble worth a damn."

"Well! You're wrong on one point -- my final form is not military industrial complex it's Delusional and probably Lost Princess."
 
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"Well! You're wrong on one point -- my final form is not military industrial complex it's Delusional and probably Lost Princess."
Bringing his drink, Jerec vaulted over the Nero/Aylin brawl to engage in more effective conversation.

"C'mon, Your Highness, you're telling me you don't look at Hapes and wanna be an arms dealer? Ships, guns, blades, trihexalon? Every Sith and Jedi wants t'be an arms dealer. Standard issue with the glowstick and the cloak."
 
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"C'mon, Your Highness, you're telling me you don't look at Hapes and wanna be an arms dealer? Ships, guns, blades, trihexalon? Every Sith and Jedi wants t'be an arms dealer. Standard issue with the glowstick and the cloak."

Fett didn't seem to say anything but you could almost swear he shrugged in agreeance.
 
"C'mon, Your Highness, you're telling me you don't look at Hapes and wanna be an arms dealer? Ships, guns, blades, trihexalon? Every Sith and Jedi wants t'be an arms dealer. Standard issue with the glowstick and the cloak."

Quinn thinks and takes a sip of her wine. "No, not really stuff like that has never interested me. I'd rather be an event coordinator and throw lavish parties and the like. But really at the end of the day I want to be Empress of the Galaxy, but what little girl doesn't want to be that."

Pausing.

"But I wouldn't mind being an Event Coordinator."
 
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Quinn thinks and takes a sip of her wine. "No, not really stuff like that has never interested me. I'd rather be an event coordinator and throw lavish parties and the like. But really at the end of the day I want to be Empress of the Galaxy, but what little girl doesn't want to be that."

Pausing.

"But I wouldn't mind being an Event Coordinator."
Jerec nodded thoughtfully and poured his drink into one side of his neck.

"Given me a lot to ponder. Know what, I just pulled a shavitton of old Jedi ships, had my fun with'em but selling'em is a pain. You wanna coordinate an event for Quekko's Choice Ship Emporium?"
 
"Given me a lot to ponder. Know what, I just pulled a shavitton of old Jedi ships, had my fun with'em but selling'em is a pain. You wanna coordinate an event for Quekko's Choice Ship Emporium?"

"That sounds like so much fun! We could set it up like a retro podracer or swoop racer event! Do raffles and have fun events for the kiddos" Quinn rambled excitedly.

"Of course you need really good food!"
 
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“Unfortunately, in accordance with the Pirate Code, they can.”

“I’ll have my lawyers in pirate law look over it, but thr fundamentals are sound. Nero Drake Nero Drake has the right to claimsies.”

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Nero groaned and threw up inside his mask.

"What say you, Kasmion?" head tilting towards their rotund blue mediator, "Will you respect the old ways?"

"The Vigo's correct on all points. I may not agree with a Hapes you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to claimsies."
 
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"That sounds like so much fun! We could set it up like a retro podracer or swoop racer event! Do raffles and have fun events for the kiddos" Quinn rambled excitedly.

"Of course you need really good food!"
This was going weirdly well.

"Lemme clinch it for ya. Exclusive event. And you'd get total control over the guest list. Total. Control."

He eyed her significantly.
 
"Lemme clinch it for ya. Exclusive event. And you'd get total control over the guest list. Total. Control."

Quinn thought for a moment. There were several ways to deal with the guest list. Depended on a few factors. She leaned forward and lowered her voice.

"I like this, but what is the goal, sell the ships, makes some credits call it day... or we trying to make way more credits than we can count, maybe make a few Sith Lords look stupid, and call it a day?"
 

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