M O R T I F L O R A
TALLIFAX INN — A HAUNT OF SPACERS AND SMUGGLERS
KWENN STATION
Oleander just sips her drink in the corner.
KWENN STATION

Oleander just sips her drink in the corner.
"Extra steps?! Why are you being rude? The Sith are nothing like the Jedi"
"One, Jedi and Sith both murder Hapan queens," he said, pronouncing it correctly. "Two, they both do regime change in Hapes for kicks, and not, like, well. Three, they both have the same final form: military industrial complex. Four, they both suck at buying used ships. Five..." Ithorians had five digits so he needed a five. "...neither of'em can gamble worth a damn."
"Claimsies!" he cried from underneath a hail of weak fists, "I invoke the ancient right of claimsies on how to pronounce Hapes."
Bringing his drink, Jerec vaulted over the Nero/Aylin brawl to engage in more effective conversation."Well! You're wrong on one point -- my final form is not military industrial complex it's Delusional and probably Lost Princess."
"C'mon, Your Highness, you're telling me you don't look at Hapes and wanna be an arms dealer? Ships, guns, blades, trihexalon? Every Sith and Jedi wants t'be an arms dealer. Standard issue with the glowstick and the cloak."
"C'mon, Your Highness, you're telling me you don't look at Hapes and wanna be an arms dealer? Ships, guns, blades, trihexalon? Every Sith and Jedi wants t'be an arms dealer. Standard issue with the glowstick and the cloak."
Jerec nodded thoughtfully and poured his drink into one side of his neck.Quinn thinks and takes a sip of her wine. "No, not really stuff like that has never interested me. I'd rather be an event coordinator and throw lavish parties and the like. But really at the end of the day I want to be Empress of the Galaxy, but what little girl doesn't want to be that."
Pausing.
"But I wouldn't mind being an Event Coordinator."
"You can't call claimsies on that, you crinkhead!"
"Given me a lot to ponder. Know what, I just pulled a shavitton of old Jedi ships, had my fun with'em but selling'em is a pain. You wanna coordinate an event for Quekko's Choice Ship Emporium?"
TALLIFAX INN — A HAUNT OF SPACERS AND SMUGGLERS
KWENN STATION
“Unfortunately, in accordance with the Pirate Code, they can.”
“I’ll have my lawyers in pirate law look over it, but thr fundamentals are sound.Nero Drake has the right to claimsies.”
TALLIFAX INN — A HAUNT OF SPACERS AND SMUGGLERS
KWENN STATION
Nero groaned and threw up inside his mask.
"What say you, Kasmion?" head tilting towards their rotund blue mediator, "Will you respect the old ways?"
This was going weirdly well."That sounds like so much fun! We could set it up like a retro podracer or swoop racer event! Do raffles and have fun events for the kiddos" Quinn rambled excitedly.
"Of course you need really good food!"
"Lemme clinch it for ya. Exclusive event. And you'd get total control over the guest list. Total. Control."