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Faction How Do YOU Pronounce Hapes? [Black Sun and friends]

How do you pronounce Hapes?


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Quinn thought for a moment. There were several ways to deal with the guest list. Depended on a few factors. She leaned forward and lowered her voice.

"I like this, but what is the goal, sell the ships, makes some credits call it day... or we trying to make way more credits than we can count, maybe make a few Sith Lords look stupid, and call it a day?"
"Your Highness," said Jerec after due consideration, "I once hit Darth Carnifex in the gonads with a shotgun." (He hadn't; that was Jorus Merrill. But Jorus Merrill was in no position to object.) "I choose option B. Which fools are we fooling?"
 
"Your Highness," said Jerec after due consideration, "I once hit Darth Carnifex in the gonads with a shotgun." (He hadn't; that was Jorus Merrill. But Jorus Merrill was in no position to object.) "I choose option B. Which fools are we fooling?"

Quinn grinned.

"Well I know a few that like to collect, maybe we can snag Darth Virelia Darth Virelia she wants to own EVERYTHING. Then I've always wanted to take all his credits Darth Strosius Darth Strosius if we can convince him one can carry all his cultist. Then there's Lirka Ka Lirka Ka -- not a Sith but Sith enough, I'm sure she'd like to have her mittens on something of value. Just a few off the top of my head."
 
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Jerec, who had not replied to Quinn Varanin Quinn Varanin because he had been swept off for some nonsense involving in-laws (he had been married at various points to a Twi'lek Sith Lord, a rhak-skuri space captain, and others), re-entered the place to find nobody at immediate risk of being spaced and the blonde Sith princess corralling a henchman of some kind. Most importantly, there was a clear winner, a veritable consensus: 'hayps.' Jerec squinted at the holo poll and started thinking of puns for advertising purposes.
 
"You are funny"

Quinn laughs. What a silly guy, dumb, but again had spirit.

"Its my title. I'm a Princess from Eshan and the Princess of the Sith Empire."

Nej wasn't trying to be funny but he played it off rather well.

"Oh that's neat. I'm the Prince of Katarr, technically speaking."

He blinked a few times, trying not to run away in fear.

"Sith, huh? First time I met... one of you.. up close."
 
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VIOLATE was going to be late for his next hunt if he didn't leave soon. But how could he miss out on such a festive discussion. Raising a single finger in the air, he voiced his reasoning.

" I have observed a causality. The last time I was on Hapes, I asked my bounty how they pronounce their planet and then I distintergrated him." He paused and "smiled" before continuing, " But the dinners service droids called his order. Klatooine Crêpes."

" Ladies and gentlemen I think we have our consensus. The correct pronunciation is Hêpes. For why would a vain species eat anything less beautiful then themselves?"
 
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All the while, Deagan took a bite of gravy dretched cheese curds and enjoyed the round about. With a snort, the Zeltron added his own two cents.

"Haypz, ladies and gents. Totally Haypz."
 
“Oh lucky guy, you have a good story to tell the next person you meet.”

He didn’t look like any prince Quinn had ever met, but she rolled with it. To her he was just a funny guy in a bar.

“At least I know now, being a Princess isn’t too rich for your wallet.”

"You worth the expense?" He said with a wry grin. Nej eyed the door- always. Always looking for Bounty Hunters, fools. He'd been doing that for 50 years. He'd do it for another 100.
 

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