Welcome to the site, bub!

I'm Chris, your friendly neighborhood weirdo and resident Mad Merc
{and one of the 4 unofficial sig lords).
Feel free to ask me any questions you may or may not have. As my papa said, "The only stupid questions are the ones you don't ask."
Well, I mean, he's not 100% correct (some questions don't need to be asked, and still aren't silly), but it's a decent quote nonetheless.
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This has been the "Shut up, Nyx!" segment of the day. Tune in tomorrow for more "..." moments!