Gladiator (tug-of-war +500 -500)

[Heath Valhoun]

104


I'll take a few copies. One for me, one for my heir, and a few for our military strategists.

I need the first edition too.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

103

Uhm... the thing about the first editions...

I had them stored in the hangars for some time as they were slow in selling.
Anywho the Alderaan Fire Department came by with their annual tour and...~sigh~... they flagged them as fire hazards and had them removed.

I were away at the time...you know..spamming and didn't get the notice.
When I got home, the entire First editions were all already shredded and in ...sniffle.....sniffle... in garbage bags!

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[The Third]

104

What a shame,
King Heath, You may borrow my first edition

 

[Marina DeVoe]

103

You still have it?
Wow... I thought you'd use the pages as fire starter like I found my family to have done.
Although I did catch my sister Katie training her puppy on hers.

 

[The Third]

104

Never, Knowledge must be preserved no matter how disliked it is.

Also one day you will die and if you are famous enough your writing will be sought after and I will be able to make a good fortune selling my copy of the first edition

 

[Marina DeVoe]

103

I never thought of that.
You know what?....you can boost that investment tenfold by posting for my team. I then can personally sign the edition commending you on helping me defeat man and his kind.
You'll be as infamous as Kar Jar Binks in aiding Chancellor Palpatine rise to power...er, only that you will have helped me be Queen of the Galaxy...like Barbarella.

 

[The Third]

104

nice try but I'm doing too good on this side pr the battle to abandon it. :0

You could always join us though, we started making coockies

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

103

Oh now you XY's are in for a battle.

Surrender now and we will aid you in baking cookies, not coockies...

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Oh no! It's the girl with a Blow-drier that she carries at all times to make her hair look so fluffy!

We're doomed! Doomed I say!

104.

 

[The Third]

105

King Heath we must stay strong

 

[Heath Valhoun]

106

 

[The Third]

107

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

106

Hear hear.. as the new queen of spam, I have been created to be merciful by my writer.
Quarter and clemency will be given to those who bend at the knee.


Gentlemen....


Aherm.. .~clears throat~

I said: Gentlemen. ~stern look, indicative of her expecting them to pay homage to her royalness.~

 

[The Third]

107

You may call your self Queen but my loyalty lies elsewhere

I shall not bend the knee to your majesty.

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

106

You do see the blow dryer in my hand, right?

 

[The Third]

107

Yes, a frightening weapon of mass destruction, but I do not fear, for we outnumber you

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

106

Uhm...weapon of mass destruction, you say.
~looks over her hefty dryer~
Yes...It has fried a lot of hair.

Don't let me resort to using it on -...er, shoot, you don't seem to have hair.
Wood.
Are you made of wood, as I see vertical lines like planks running down your mask.

 

[The Third]

107

I am just a mask, nobody to carry me, no face to rest upon just a wooden mask in the empty void of space

 

[Heath Valhoun]

108

Is your allegiance to me, by chance, mask?

 

[The Third]

109

Yes one could say I am in your allegiance but, only because we share a common goal