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~Still Surfin
Let's give the bad guys some credit.
Some of them aren't really THAT evil. To be fair. (Yes, fair to the bad guys.) Okay. It's actually pretty common around the Dark Side to get a few things right. Scratch that! They get a lot of things right. Here. Let's list them,
Come on now CHAOS. Can't we just call it like it is? Some of the bad guys around here suck at actually being evil. Nah. They're actually pretty good at their careers, goodly parents, dedicated to their families, donate often, purge seldom, and keep their mass murdering down to a surprisingly small minimum while at the beach. I mean. Sure. Littering might incur the death penalty on most Sith planets. But really? It's a small price to pay for clean sidewalks. Let's be real.
Sharing time.
Q: Dear Bad Guys. (And tell it like it is now.) How evil are you really?
Some of them aren't really THAT evil. To be fair. (Yes, fair to the bad guys.) Okay. It's actually pretty common around the Dark Side to get a few things right. Scratch that! They get a lot of things right. Here. Let's list them,
- The bad guys can run a pretty fabulous Navy and always have a magical way of opening of new positions for promotion.
- The bad guys have a pretty good eye for fashion sense. Especially when it comes to trench coats and the color black.
- The bad guys have a knack for collecting the best technologies ever and don't actually enjoy using slave labor. (It's stinky)
- The bad guys have an iron fist for keeping public order, always have glamorous restrooms, and enjoying keeping the streets clean for the tourist business. (almost bloodless concrete in the summer time.)
Come on now CHAOS. Can't we just call it like it is? Some of the bad guys around here suck at actually being evil. Nah. They're actually pretty good at their careers, goodly parents, dedicated to their families, donate often, purge seldom, and keep their mass murdering down to a surprisingly small minimum while at the beach. I mean. Sure. Littering might incur the death penalty on most Sith planets. But really? It's a small price to pay for clean sidewalks. Let's be real.
Sharing time.
Q: Dear Bad Guys. (And tell it like it is now.) How evil are you really?