Curse You!

[Xi Rel]

Hm... not likely, these things are realy tough, but it wuld give the audience a show

May yor new horn grow so tall you cant enter any house, or fit thru any door!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

So? I'd be roaming free through the magical kingdom. I'd be a Unicorn, remember?!
Like, when did you ever see a unicorn indoors?
You're not a very inventive sith, are you?


May your hands cramp up when you're typing... or, or..or forget how to translate in English!

 

[Xi Rel]

Ouch.

May that magic kingdom of yors be soaked in torential rains, mud, bugs, and dampness! may the sky open-up and bury you in a hektoliter of rain! May you drown in it, and the only thing left is ur horn, sticking out the water! mwaahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Well, little do you know that the horn is just an extension of the unicorn's nose bridge and it's hollow. Yes, hollow, like as in a snorkel.
So as a beautiful unicorn, I can also swim underwater with the colorful and friendly little fishes.


May your smart phone battery short out just before you are about to post a long thread.

 

[Zezu Lya]

Oh no! How dare you! I must keep my threads to the size of a twitter post!

May all of the toilets you go to have no toilet paper!

 

[Xi Rel]

That 1s alredy used Not precisely, but close enogh.

May water enter ur ear-hole vhen you take a shower, and you can NEVER get it out agen, no mater how much you pound yor head vith a palm!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

I found that if you jump up and down, most times your ears will clear. Well, that works from pool water so it should work with shower wat-
Oh shush you! .


May your hair have split ends. Ha!

 

[Thalira Kiing]

Time to go bald and get wigs. Boom, new hairstyle everyday with no work!

May you never again enjoy the taste of your favorite food!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

You're horrid...


Ok then...
Uhm..




give me a minute...








Aha...Got it!
No salt on your french fries! ...and may they be ice cold too.

 

[Xi Rel]

so il leave them in a toster for a minute, and salt them up... no problem. You can do beter then that!

May yor tongue fal-out, and you grow a snake tongue in its place!

 

[KitKat]

May your phone grow legs and run from you when you try to find it!

 

[Xi Rel]

Yay. Nobody bothering me on the phone animore! Thx a lot!

May you fall thru the Earth, and keep faling until you get out on the other side.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Ha!...that's impossible, even if the core was as cold as the crust.

May you fall into a hole that goes through the earth, only that gravity will make you act like a yoyo and you'll never reach the crust again!...unless you climb out.. Hahahaha...