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Curse You!

Ok, after geting my imaginetion out of the dumpster, i come up vith this: You throw a curse on the next posters head, the more imaginetive the beter :D . They have to vrite how they cope vith your curse, then put out there own curse, for the next poster. Rinse and repeat. So for instance...

Me: May all yor teeth fall out exept one, so it gives you a tooth-ache!

You: (reply) Fine, i'l just take out the last 1 too, then get a fuly prostetic jaw!
(yor curse) May you grow a 3rd hand out of ur stomach!

..... and then just go on.

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So, to begin...

May your skin start itching all over yor body, and not stop!
 
Thats right! I am a Sith. And un-like Jedi losers, we dont restrikt our-selvs from pleazures of the body! HEHEHEHE!

O....k... vhat stockings wuld that be? I only wear stockings indoors. And only then, as part of certain S/M costumes. Outsyde, knee-high sport socks are just fine. I dont like stockings in general, cuz they restrikt my movement, and feel itchy. So the chance of me wearing stockings during a formal procession is about nil XD

May your panties fall of to ur ankles at work, just as you bend down! *evil smirk*
 
Wel... guys must love that view. :p

Bust! I dont wear heels... agen, exept as part of a costume. Imagine runing and fighting in hi-heels? I dont wana hendikep my-self like that. XD Not to mention develop toe problems. No... outsyde, sneakers or jumps, or no-heel female shoes for more formal stuff. Hi heels are rezerved for sexy ocasions - indoors. And for not walking longer then the distance from the bedroom door to bed.

May your tongue swel so much you cant blab animore! :c
 
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Fukk it... guess my nerf herder wil just have to go un-wiped that time... *shrug* Wuldnt be the 1st time, probly not the last. Public rest rooms tend to be un-relyable in that regard, vhich is why i avoid them vhenever posible. And if i have to go, i try to find one that is a part of a reputable restorant or something - less chance of that hapening, since they got a reputation to protekt.

May a poizonus snake crawl from under ur bed and bite you, just as yor bare feet touch the floor in the morning vhen you get up!
 
Thats why i wear fake nails, just for looks. You didnt actualy think those are real? So they can dig-in to my skin and draw blood vhen i clinch a fist? Not likely. I just put them on vhen i want to fix-up and look more feminine. I wear them for the same reazon i got under a knife and got fake tits, to keep a balance betwen buff and feminine. It can be a tight rope to walk on. :p

May lice start breeding in yor hair, and give you unberable itch! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
 

Marina DeVoe

Not a flight attendant... just a risk.
Yea?..like then I'll be like one of my favorite animals that missed getting on Noah's Ark...a beautiful unicorn! :D
I knew there was good intentions in you, [member="Natalija"] . You just have to show it more. :)


Oh and the 'On Stage' thing, I thought you also do body building competition. Ok then...may your sport's bra snap off during one of your ring fights. :p
 

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