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Bounty on Chiasa Kritivaas

[member="Silara Kuhn"] [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

If the two options for married life are subservient, clingy and insecure or married to an idiot, I think I'll stick with being wooed and booty calls. I enjoy my hedonistic independent lifestyle thank you.
 

Miss Blonde

Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
[member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]


Whaaaaat?! We are so the best of friends!

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Did y'all think I was joking when I mentioned rapping? Because this is a thing that's really going to happen.
You must be delirious, when I talk about rap I'm always serious.
Along that line: Y'all need counseling.

Here we go:
People have been fighting for awhile, yet they're still in denial 'bout who has the best smile.
Well, more like biggest c***, but there's not much time on the clock, so let's keep going before we have to stop.
Blanket statement: YOU'RE ALL WRONG
And I'm about to tell you why (please try not to cry, it'll ruin the show)

Ravens don't bow but they cannot walk​
Silara can't see but she can sure as hell talk​
Then there's Jarven who can't rap for crap​
Though he does know how to swing a bat​
Next you got Pat who married for looks, but-​
Actually that's pretty shallow in my book.​
At least she's got brains,​
Doesn't treat in character and out like it's the same​
Now, I'm not trying to deal out blame, but it's hard not to include names.​
Garett has guts, and honestly scares me​
And I'm pretty sure that Chiasa isn't what she seems.​
Frakking with either doesn't seem smart,​
Unless you're hubby owns as many stores as Walmart.​
Is my point getting across? There's less clean lines,​
More scattered dots​
Neither of these 'sides' shows all that it's got​
*Vivienne Zambrano starts singing*
Ravens take flight, Sith always fight​
Ravens stay to fight, Sith stay up all night​
Sith got them glow sticks but the Ravens supply 'em​
I don't recommend frakking with either of them​
Cuz the​
Ravens take flight and the Sith do fight​
Ravens know how to hide in plain sight while the Sith conquer all light​
*Nyx raps again*​
You both just want to be the best, even if it means crushing the rest,​
No, you won't rest, until the galaxy knows your family's crest.​
Keep on going, both of y'all, just don't forget that anyone can fail.​
The bigger they get... the harder they fall.​
Ravens don't bow, but they can only hop, they cannot walk​
Silara doesn't see, but she sure can hell talk,​
Then you have Jarven, who can't rap for crap,​
Though he does know how to swing a bat.​
Next you got Pat, who married for looks (and skill in the sack)​
Well that's pretty shallow in my book.​
'Least she has brains and doesn't treat IC and out the same.
Ember is terrifying, even to me,​
And I think we can agree Chiasa is not what she seems.​

My bit of fun is over, I'll admit I could have done better.
Did I at least get my point across? None of you are perfect- but each one is worth it.
Squabble all you want... but the one who wins is the one who let's go first.
Because that'll be the one who has the most time to do whatever they do (be it mass murder or thought out crime).
Now stop yer yabbling and scrabbling, the real world hasn't stopped happening, go out, collect bounties, kill schuttas, just don't be seen.
 
[member="Drapeam Nyx"]


I don't believe this, I die and learn my lesson and now we got amateurs thinking I'm not the undisputed Rap King of Chaos.


Aaawwwwwww

Back from the dead to beat that ass red like I was pretending you was Fred, and not flintstone but the one with the small bone that talks like a twelve year old on the phone, oh wait that's you right? Some kid who thinks they put up a fight! When in reality is nothing but a blight so stand down kid before you catch yourself a fright, since I'm Godzilla and when I open my mouth you'll see the light.

*Random Ghost Vong sings*
He's the Ghost of Dredge come back from the dead went away for a bit but now here's here to pledge


So saddle up sea biscuit cause we're about to go for a ride, since you can't keep up with my stride or pride not even my drive so take a dive before you end up with one in your eye. Picking it up fresh off the griddle, I'm hot like devil's fiddle so sit back down when I end you like Beatrix Kiddo.


You think that just because I left I didn't take my title? Undisputed rap king of chaos, yeah that's pretty vital. But don't worry since I'm not idle, cause I just beat that ass like I'm entitled!!

*drops the mic*

Undisputed BIATCH!!

Buy my new album! It's called Fuzz Lyfe

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