Ayden Cater
Grumpy Goat
Simple enough. These are my rules for staying alive. Not an exhaustive list, but it's a fine start.
Rule #1: Under no circumstances are you to piss off Ryori Za'tire
Rule #2: Do not break Rule #1
Rule #3: Never get between a drunk Gamorrean and a sober Wookie
Rule #4: Kassey always lies
Rule #5: If it sounds too good to be true, you're probably about to get shot.
Rule #6: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #7: Never turn down a free drink.
Rule #8: Don't assume something free is free of danger.
Rule #9: Don't mess with a Corellian's whiskey... if you want to live
Rule #10: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
Rule #1: Under no circumstances are you to piss off Ryori Za'tire
Rule #2: Do not break Rule #1
Rule #3: Never get between a drunk Gamorrean and a sober Wookie
Rule #4: Kassey always lies
Rule #5: If it sounds too good to be true, you're probably about to get shot.
Rule #6: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #7: Never turn down a free drink.
Rule #8: Don't assume something free is free of danger.
Rule #9: Don't mess with a Corellian's whiskey... if you want to live
Rule #10: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.