Ayden's Survival Guide to the Galaxy

[Fatty]

Ryori Za'tire, on 16 May 2013 - 15:05, said: Forgot to add "virginity" to that list. Show of hands what characters still actually have it.

*hesitently raises hand*
I'm not supposed to not to be any way.

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Oh you.

 

[Louise]

@[member="Karin Dorn"]

WOULD YOU

DO

ME?

MAYHAPS.

 

[Ayden Cater]

Rule #14: If someone you just met tickles your senses in a strange way, they're either your long lost love.... or your sibling.
Rule #15: In case you encounter Rule #14, always get a blood test before the first date.

 

[Lance of Dreams]

I'm not even going to ask about 14....

 

[Verz Horak]

Lol

 

[Ayden Cater]

Rule #16: Always keep a jetpack handy. You never know when you're going to be on the 120th story when droids attack and you have to jump out a window.

 

[Cira]

Rule #16: Always keep a jetpack handy. You never know when you're going to be on the 120th story when droids attack and you have to jump out a window.

HAH!

 

[Ayden Cater]

MOST PEOPLE can't grow karkin' wings...

 

[Verz Horak]

I ALWAYS HAVE MY JETPACK

 

[Ayden Cater]

Then clearly you have already mastered Rule #16.

 

[Cira]

MOST PEOPLE can't grow karkin' wings...

Jelly. :3

 

[Verz Horak]

Then clearly you have already mastered Rule #16.

I was born in full beskar'gam with a Mandalorian Ripper in one hand and a jetpack on my back.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I was born.

 

[Daxton Bane]

So does this mean when Verz was born he only had one hand? No wonder his mother was pissed. You try giving birth to a one handed kid with a ripper in hand and a jet pack on his back.

 

[Verz Horak]

I had two hands when I was born

 

[Daxton Bane]

ok if you say so verz

 

[Carbon]

Two hands, three feet.

 

[Verz Horak]

I see what you did there

 

[A 'den]

I can't stop laughing because of this thread.

*Raises hand*