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Open Market AvCorp™ Enterprises Offical Marketplace

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(Much more to come VERY SOON™)

AvCoin©
AvCorp™ is the only reputable exchange merchant for AvCoin©! The current exchange rate uses the Galactic Standard Credit at a value of:
1 AvC per 0.06 GSE

Please inquire below if you wish to purchase AvCoin©.
AvCorp™ offers discounts on select products when purchased with AvCoin©.


AvCorp™ Open Market

Soon™

AvCorp™ Closed Market
Weapons
SRG 66 "Painkiller" Combat Power Hammer (Limited! Get them while supplies last.)

Droids
STRND-series 'Oscillation Point' Hunter-Seeker Utility Droid (Mass Production!)

Vehicles
Kezia-class Heavy Personal Walker 'Sequoia Throne' Line (Mass Production!)


AvCorp™ Exclusives
(Limited to SELECT customers. AvCoin© only!)

AvCorp™ Exclusive: AvXRD 'Ripper' Artificial Intelligence Melee Weapon Assist
(Limited!)


(Much more to come VERY SOON™)
 
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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'ANNASARI' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...


//AvCoin© detection failed
//Discount application failed

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AvCoin© advertisement subroutine initiated

An image of Avernus Avernus posing with Zhani Amadine Zhani Amadine and Phadia Alshu flanking either side of him in rather revealing AvCoin© merchandise. A robotic voice repeats "Buy AvCoin©" over and over for the fifteen seconds that the advertisement persists.

//PURCHASE APPROVED


 

AvCorp™

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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'CHRIS WALKER' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...

//AvCoin© detection success
//Discount application success
//10% discount applied

//Free
AvCoin© merchandise gifted to the client with their order:

  • 2 AvCoin© T-Shirts
  • A set of AvCoin© shot glasses

//DISCLAIMER SUBROUTINE INITATIED
AvCorp™ is not responsible for the injury, irreversible maiming, or untimely death that may come with using AI products. In the case of rouge AI, forward all complaints to TriTech Customer Support.


//PURCHASE APPROVED

 

AvCorp™

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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'ANNASARI' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...

//AvPoints™ applied to returning customer's account

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AvCoin© detection failed
//Discount application failed

//
AvCoin© advertisement subroutine initiated


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BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©BUYAvCoin©

//PURCHASE APPROVED

 

U N I O N

Sender: Mr. Craig
Recipient
: Avernus Avernus
Subject: The Merch
Note: Ben Craig's purchases are paid in AvCoin© for dat discount

The Zweihander Union would like purchase:

Ben Craig would like to purchase:

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AvCorp™

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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'THE MIGHTY GAT TAMBOR' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...
////CREDIT CHECK DEEMED UNESSECARRY BY SUBROUTINE: GAT_TAMBOR_EXALT.Av


//AvCoin© purchase processing...
//The exchange of
328,000,000 AvC has been processed successfully.

//Free AvCoin© merchandise gifted to the client with their order:
  • 20 AvCoin© T-Shirts
  • A set of AvCoin© shot glasses
  • AvDrip™ official sunglasses: 'Skakoan' fit edition.
  • AvCoin© athletic shorts.
  • AvCoin© beverage sleeve.
  • AvCoin© hyper-adhesive pressure suit sticker.
  • AvCoin© fold out 'comfort' chair.
  • 'Apprentices' special edition pin-up calendar. (Digital and Physical)
  • AvCoin© hyper-adhesive vacuum-resistant bumper sticker.

//DISCLAIMER SUBROUTINE INITIATED
AvCorp™ takes your security very seriously to ensure the longevity of AvCoin©. In order to best protect your assets, please set up security questions and three-factor turbo-encrypted authentication for your AvCorp™ account: BigMoneyGat@IGBCLoans.Gat
An AvCorp™ account is not necessary or required for the use of AvCoin©, but is HIGHLY recommended.


//PURCHASE APPROVED
//THANK YOU, MIGHTY Gat Tambor Gat Tambor

 
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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'ZWEIHANDER UNION' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...

//AvCoin© purchase processing...
//The exchange of 16
,000,000 AvC has been processed successfully.

//AvCoin© detection success
//Discount application success
//10% discount applied

//Production Contract
approved

//Free AvCoin© merchandise gifted to the client with their order:

  • One large sample shipment of AvCorp™ manufactured high-flavor field MREs
//PURCHASE APPROVED

 

AvCorp™

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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'BEN CRAIG' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...

//AvCoin© purchase processing...
//The exchange of 16
,000,000 AvC has been processed successfully.

//AvCoin© detection success
//Discount application success
//10% discount applied

//Free AvCoin© merchandise gifted to the client with their order:

  • Original AvCoin© T-Shirt request price: Eliminated
  • 5 additional AvCoin© T-Shirts included.
  • AvCoin© beverage sleeve.
  • AvCoin© personal weapon holster.
  • AvCoin© hyper-adhesive vacuum-resistant bumper sticker.

//DISCLAIMER SUBROUTINE INITIATED
[FONT=Courier New]AvCorp™[/FONT] is not responsible for the injury, maiming, or accidental death that may result in untrained use of the SRG 66 "Painkiller" Power Hammer.

//PURCHASE APPROVED

 
// Sender // THE Alejandro Chadian
// Recipient // Avernus Avernus / AvCorp™
// Subject // AvCoin©
// Attached // Endorsement Check - 5 Million Standard Galacric Credits

The Great Interstellar Bank of Aargau wishes to procure 15.5 Million of your finest
AvCoin©. In addition, we would also like to procure all variants of AvCoin© merchindise for [REDACTED].

Please place this order on the tab of the Bank, and it shall be paid in full.
 

AvCorp™

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//CLIENT ACKNOWLEDGED
///'ALEJANDRO CHADIAN' CREDIT CHECK INITIATED...
// . . .
// . . .
// . . .
// . . .
/// CREDIT CHECK TAKING LONGER THAN USUAL
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// . . .
// . . .


//AvCoin© purchase processing...
//The exchange of 15
,500,000 AvC has been processed successfully.

/// ERROR
// Procurement / Purchase of
AvCorp™ merchandise by individuals in Sith-Imperial jurisdiction is restricted to select clients and corporations. If you would like to apply for our whitelist please contact the AvCorp™ corporate office on Christophsis the Turbo L.O.V.E.R. Please be advised that applying for the AvCorp™ whitelist may result in being a labeled a traitor by Sith-Imperial law. AvCorp™ is not responsible for the injury, maiming, death, or other life-altering circumstances that may result in applying for the Sith-Imperial whitelist.

//PURCHASE PARTIALLY APPROVED

 

AvCorp™

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//AvCorp™ advertisement protocol intiatiated...
//Hoload intializing...

New from
AvCorp™! The
'Sequoia Throne' Heavy Personal Walker!

This affordable bipedal vehicle will keep your men safe as they traverse the battlefield, and as they lay down supporting fire! The three-jointed bipedal propulsion and the AvCorp™ patented Gyroscopic Hip Stabilization design will keep the walker going through even the most treacherous and difficult to traverse terrain in the galaxy! The Sequoia Throne can even be deployed independently with the use of Technoid Manufactorum 'Powerslave' Droid Brain AI! Available now in mass quantities or through production contracts. Get yours today!

AvCorp™ is not responsible for the injury, maiming, dismemberment, or death that may result in the use of products with highly complex AI. The statements included herein about AvCorp™ patented technology are for exaggeration and entertainment purposes only. By purchasing this product you may or may not be opting-in for your communications and other connected systems to this product to become shadowmining rigs for AvCoin©. By signing a production contract you may or may not be signing away the rights to your next-born force-sensitive child to the custody of AvCorp™. AvCorp™ is not responsible for the grief, depression, or life-ruining circumstances that may result in your incapability or unwillingness to read this fine print.


 
A luxury speeder parks in front of the main building followed by many others. Dozens of strange armed alien appear, all thugs and all scum, they start to carry endless huge black bags, all very heavy. A power throne goes in front of them, with two huge battle droids at each side, the enormous Hutt crime lady, Queen Popara show herself at the front desk.
"How can I help you?", she whips the girls hand and screams loudly against her.
"I'm here to buy ten billion credits on this AvCoin thing.", tossing a screaching porg inside her big mouth, Popara concluded as she chew down her snack. "And make it fast! And also... get me a rodianccino and some crackers and don't you go cheap on the sugar with me, girl, or I will eat you up with those crackers."

"And get me ten of those walkers and change the seats to fit my size."
The thugs started to unzip the bags, filled to the brim with credits. The Anjiliac had businesses all around the galaxy and ruled the Cartel, that sort of money was cheap change , cheap unwashed change.
 

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