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Actual Notice I Suppose

Jsc

Disney's Princess
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*ditzy blond accent* Um'kay? So like? Aren't those countries in Africa or something? Cause. I'm all like. I don't think being hungry is a real country? Ya know. It's more like. Like. Like. A state of being, ya know. Like. Like being hungry and shit.
 

Jorn Mair

Guest
J
*blond talk* oh yeah hunny thats like a state of mind right? or is a state in the United states? I dont know.

and no for real blonds are like this sometimes.
 

Jsc

Disney's Princess
I dated a blond once. We went to a pizza resturant and sat down. She looked at the menu for a moment and said, "Ya know. I was really hoping to order a Pizza tonight. Do you think they have pizza here."

A stared at her beautiful face for a moment without emotion. Then said, "Yes. Yes, they have pizza. It's on the menu. Between the front and the back."

To which she frowned and replied, "Umm. I'm not stupid. I know a menu doesn't have a back. It's a flippy book. Umm Duh."
 

Jorn Mair

Guest
J
do you count a person who use to be blond and then naturaly his hair changed to black? (for realz about the hair changing)
 

Jsc

Disney's Princess
I asked her if she put out. ...To which she smiled and said yes. ...And so I smiled. Ate my pizza. ...And endured like a man.
 

Jorn Mair

Guest
J
well then look in the hout box and you can see some more! lol and there was one time that i dated a girl (Blond) and she truly thought that i was neil armstrong that landed on the moon. I was joking with he when she aske my name i said neil armstong james bond style. (FYI i dumped her on the spot)
 

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