You wake up next to them.

[Doctor Azure]

[member="Raven Hayashi"]

How do you not like bacon?!

I'm literally making a bacon cult thread right now...

 

[Raven Hayashi]

Simple, it's too greasy when it's cooked, and Grophets aren't really my thing.

 

[Vulpesen]

Well, I've heard of odder...you're not gonna try and eat me are you?

 

[Raven Hayashi]

I might.

 

[Doctor Azure]

Can I pet you? I want to pet all the fuzzy people...

 

[Raven Hayashi]

Pet me and you won't be getting that hand back.

 

[Vulpesen]

*Dares to pet her*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*hugs her and awkwardly uses said hand to poke Vulpy's tail*

 

[Raven Hayashi]

*Gets free and runs away*
Nope I'm getting out of this furry fest.

 

[Doctor Azure]

*sad Chiss*

I need more coffee... Or possibly a very strong drink...

 

[Lyat'ri]

FEAR MY TAUNTAUNTAUN

Raphit? *Kicks out the window*

 

[Vulpesen]

Wonder how taun taun tastes... dinner in bed I guess.

 

[Slot 12]

*shifts into Wolf Form, taking up most of the bed*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*sits on her back and scratches ears*

I don't have enough bacon for you in this form...

 

[Slot 12]

*enjoys head-scratching infinitely more in this form, rolling over and exposing her belly*

 

[Noamd]

AHAHAHAAHAHA!

Mr chiss got crushed!

 

[Doctor Azure]

*The uni-finger salute reprises its role again... and this time... IT'S PERSONAL!*

*stays somewhat happily crushed by the giant wolf and scratches her belly*

 

[Slot 12]

(You realize she weighs, like, 600 pounds in Wolf Form, right? XD)
*wags tail and kicks back leg while receiving a belly-scratch*

 

[Doctor Azure]

(I can break physics if I want to )

Aren't you the most adorable giant wolf ever? Yes you are! *attempts to hug and keep scratching*

 

[Vulpesen]

*Shifts to his fox form, possible breaking the bed* (I weigh about 1000)