You wake up next to them.

[Slot 12]

....... *scarfs down bacon before anyone else gets any*........ O.O..........

 

[Doctor Azure]

I retract my previous statement. You both suck at self-control...

And I only got one piece of bacon *sniffles*

 

[Slot 12]

*makes the "I know I did something bad" face and whimpers*

 

[Llkt'tudrin'wyshd]

*Pet Nesh*

"I'-it's okay."

*Glares at Azure*

"Mean."

 

[Doctor Azure]

*glare at for a minute*

It's not your fault I guess...

*snuggle Nesh for consolation*

I'm not mean...

*deadpan glare at Ydrin*

 

[Slot 12]

*looks at the both them, slowly ducking out of the way of the ensuing fight*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*Gives Ydrin a uni-finger salute and begins making more bacon*

Screw this, I'm doing a Baldo.

*Blowtorches the bacon until it's perfectly cooked*

Bacon.

 

[Slot 12]

*stares at bacon longingly, but curls up on the bed instead*

 

[Vulpesen]

*pats the child and eats all the bacon.*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*eats a couple of pieces of bacon and then sits next to Nesh and gives her the rest*

Okay... I need coffee

*beeps her nose*

I'm not sure if I want to give you coffee, though...

*gives another fine uni-finger salute to Vulpy*

 

[Llkt'tudrin'wyshd]

*Flips of Vulpseen*

"T-that was-s g-going to-o b-be my Bacon"

*Pets Nesh while sitting on the bed*

*Turns to Azure* "I-I'll ta-ake my co-ofee black."

 

[Slot 12]

*sniffs Vulpesen's hand, and then growls a little*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*jumps to the coffee machine and glares at it until it coffees itself from fear*

*gives a cup to Ydrin before dumping six packets of sugar into his own and adding milk*

Coffee.

 

[Vulpesen]

I'm zorren... we eat more than your kind.

*gives a bit of bacon to the little one, having eaten *nearly* all the bacon*

 

[Slot 12]

*nibbles bacon, staring at Vulpie curiously*

 

[Vulpesen]

What? I'm not a heartless host.

 

[Doctor Azure]

I blowtorched that bacon fair and square!

*sits back down and pets Nesh*

Wait... why are we still in my office if there's a beach down the street? We literally could've had all this stuff and been swimming by now.

 

[Raven Hayashi]

Eeewwww, this place smells of bacon.

 

[Vulpesen]

Now what dog doesn't like bacon?

 

[Raven Hayashi]

If it's raw, maybe, maybe but not when it's been burned.