You wake up next to them.

[Watcher Three]

Maybe you should learn to drink alone...

And wait, what the fuck? I can't even get drunk.

 

[Darth Avida]

 

[Watcher Three]

I object to being a toy for bored Sith on Tuesdays... Or... Erm...


No I don't.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Well it is Tuesday but you weren't invited

 

[Watcher Three]

Well, aren't you a cheery bastard?

 

[Kuryr]

How much did I drink last night?

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

I have no idea how much you drank, but a hangover will be a lesser pain if you do not leave.

 

[Vol Nanna]

Sorry about all the claw marks.

 

[Watcher Three]

I shall call you squishy, and you shall be my puppy.

 

[Kuryr]

Why do you keep ending up in my bed?

 

[Watcher Three]

Because your subconscious really, really, wants to be smashed into a bug shake.

 

[Atara Themis]

*looks left, looks right* I didn't think the Golden Rule was really a thing?

 

[Watcher Three]

Er... "do unto others..."


How do I interpret that?

 

[Amz]

Oh... you're awake.

*Takes out lipstick taser*

 

[Watcher Three]

That won't work on me, sorry...

Better go find a blowdryer flamethrower...

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

Wow chloroform does work.

 

[Watcher Three]

Are you implying I would employ chloroform?

I feel insulted.

 

[Sar'Talani'Vek]

I'm implying I would.

 

[Watcher Three]

Now...

Yeah, I'm okay with faking unconsciousness for you.

 

[Darth Avida]

That's it?