You wake up next to them.

[Laura Hawtrey]

Okay love, I'll be Q

 

[Zayani Brin]

*is snogged, gives Laura thumbs up during snogging*

 

[Gavin XIII]

*hugs Laura*

Q, huh?

Then I'll be Locutus.

Poor Picard gets assimilated, cloned, queen-slapped, and generally fucked with so much...

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

*Gives Laura thumbs up during hug*

I prefer the campiness of Kirk

 

[Gavin XIII]

*Looks around*

So women do have secret signals for each other... Fascinating.

Kirk... My whole memory of Kirk is marred by two things: Tribbles and KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

Khan has nice tits *cough*

 

[Zayani Brin]

*clings to Machi like a five-year-old*

Oooooooh, Khan!

I liked Next Gen and Voyager and DS9 the most out of all of them.

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*clings back*

What, you want me to dress up as Ricardo Montalban?

TNG, and then Deep Space Nine (after Generations) was the sh*t for me until I was twelve, and then I started liking Voyager a lot more.

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

*Sits on Gavi's shoulders*

I love the original for it's silliness and over the topness, same reason I love the original Batmans

 

[Gavin XIII]

*looks up at Laura*

Why...?

I like Bones, because his main line was literally "I'm a doctor, not a [insert anything here]"

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

He sounds like a younger more virile Nixon

*Begins randomly braiding Gavi's hair*

 

[Gavin XIII]

You're cute, but is there a reason you're braiding my hair?

Younger, virile, Nixon? *shudders*

 

[Zayani Brin]

*climbs up onto Machi's shoulders*

Have you been grooming recently? Your fur's really soft today!

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

I'm not a squirrel, dammit!

And no, I don't groom my fur that much... It kinda hurts.

 

[Engineer Six]

Your fur looks soft...
Can I pet it?

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Well...That must have been one hell of a night drinking.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Hay.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

So soon? But we barely know each other.

 

[Jack Rand]

Doesn't matter.