You wake up next to them.

[Zayani Brin]

Okay, okay! Sheesh, don't get your tail in a fluff...

*gets out of the bed*

 

[Condor]

"Boy, that was a fiery night"

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

Yeah? How about I torch you and we find out...

 

[Zayani Brin]

*places hands on hips*

Oh, you wanna go there? Because I can go there...

 

[Judah Lesan]

That was fun!

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*kicks the 'stache dude off the bed and gives [member="Lexa Kimene"] puppy eyes*

But I didn't even do anything...

 

[Judah Lesan]

You threaten me or kick me again and I'm going to show what Kessel teaches a man...

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*sets himself aflame and makes his crazy face*

I'll cook you for dinner, spice-man.

 

[Judah Lesan]

That's it...

*puts on a flame retardant suit, grabs the feline's tail, shoves it someplace creative and unmentionable...*

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

Feline? FELINE?!

*uses the other eight tails to throw Mr. Kessel out the window*

I think I should call this a black-and-blue Steele.

 

[Seanna Vel]

well now

 

[Judah Lesan]

Hey there gorgeous

 

[Seanna Vel]

*raise eyebrow*

 

[Watcher Three]

I'm... definitely not gonna complain.

 

[Zayani Brin]

*Sits down cross-legged on the plushy recliner*

I'm starting to wonder why I didn't go to college....

 

[lordmitmar]

You still could...

Why am I here?

 

[Zayani Brin]

I ask that question every day. Wanna order some pizza?

 

[lordmitmar]

Sure, what kind? Does anyone even make pizza around here?

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

I'd make pizza... except it might come out with fur on it.

 

[Zayani Brin]

Ew! Look, the only pizza I'm getting is Triple Cheese, okay? #CheeseMasterRace