Contest Who Has the Best Butt on Chaos [2023 Edition]

[Yula Perl]

Begun, the butt wars have.

After flying to [REDACTED] and threatening [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], a pair of jumper cables and legal action, it has been decided that the worst competition ever conceived on this website will resume in earnest.

While I attend to unrelated business in Romania, use the link below to vote for your top three derrieres. Only one vote per character per response; please don't vote multiple times in the interest of keepin' it classy. As always, I welcome bribes because I follow no moral standard. All votes for Tefka will be routed to law enforcement.

Only responses given in the survey will be counted! Keep it PG-13. Remember that this is all in good fun.

Voting is now closed.
(May the butts be with you.)

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[Rik Perris]

Briana Sal-Soren - Don't need to use my imagination, just my memory

 

[Domina Prime]

Darth Carnifex​

 

[Silas Westgard]

My votes:

Valery Noble / I mean who else has a better ass than the Jedi lass herself

BB-610 / An ass that rivals valery herself

Thelma Goth / Vampire butt = best butt

 

[Jasper Kai'el]

BB-610 of course.

 

[Corazona von Ascania]

ALSO if you're not into butt stuff and don't want to be involved, lemme know (either here or discord me at fat.raccoon) and I'll strike any votes you get from the record.

 

[Corazona von Ascania]

My votes:

Valery Noble / I mean who else has a better ass than the Jedi lass herself

BB-610 / An ass that rivals valery herself

Thelma Goth / Vampire butt = best butt

put your votes in the survey you gremlin

 

[Silas Westgard]

put your votes in the survey you gremlin

I HAVE

 

[Cybelle Elyance]

I would be remiss not to support my future sister-in-law Briana Sal-Soren - Of course, her assets are the best.

 

[Cyran Vaas]

Gotta dust off the old meme from last year's contest XD

Spoiler

 

[Garza]

MOM DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!

Srina Talon

 

[Zinder Tokarache]

Briana Sal-Soren

 

[Kara Jade]

 

[Yael Kandar]

I will only vote for Mando-ass. any volunteer??

 

[Briana Sal-Soren]

For those who have cast their vote and want to shamefully proudly display it:

 

[Lady Venge]

 

[Domina Prime]

I will only vote for Mando-ass. any volunteer??

Dima is pretty bottom heavy LOL

 

[Yula Perl]

For those who have cast their vote and want to shamefully proudly display it:

Oh, this is most excellent.

And a good bribe, too.

 

[Junko Ike]

Yula Perl as always this is a yearly fun vote

and I shall display Briana Sal-Soren banner with pride

only my signature it too large but it is there

 

[Definitely Not Tefka]

I think the magnanimous, stupendous, kingly royal booty of the high and fruity Tefka wins this contest hands down.

His contest was better too.

Also Yula has ringworm and did NOT wash her hands.