What's your Alibi?

[Ak'lya]

You're accused of murdering the person above you, and will be killed for it. What's your excuse for not doing it?
Example: I was busy checking Bothuwai's industrial district for an empty warehouse.

 

[Valik]

It was me.

So what the hell are you gonna do about it?

 

[Wirch Bicket]

It was an unfortunate turn of events that I was found on the scene of the crime. While I had known the diseased and may or may not have had motive to kill him, I had no means by which to do so..... Yes I did have a blaster on my person when I was apprehended, yes a few of my men were in the area during the crime, and yes I did have the surveillance systems of the nearby buildings monitored. I however had been going to a meeting to make a business deal with some questionable vendors. All the paperwork is in the file that was stolen slightly before my arrest.

The odds seem in your favor, but I have only just begun to fight.

 

[Ak'lya]

I was busy planning the murder of someone else.

 

[Vorhi Alestrani]

I was busy in a bar two blocks over beating some thug for beating on some girl. I don't remember the specifics, I was kinda drunk.

 

[Onrai]

Sexsomnia. Was too busy doing... doing while sleeping to have killed the guy wearing a radar dish.

 

[sabrina]

Look it was not me, I was too busy killing jedi in a war

 

[Fabula Caromed]

You seem to have me confused with someone who does things. This is a common mistake. Let me assure you that I have never done such a thing. Or really, anything. Ever.

 

[Hadraas]

I had other people to kill that day

 

[Atlas Kane]

I was the drunk guy who passed out three seats next to him in the bar!

 

[Garza]

"Why kill when you... Can hardly... do any... thing without... getting laughed at?"

 

[Swa-Lu Ryo]

I was simply tending to my books. Surely you don't suspect the librarian of murder? Well, I guess if he did ruin one of my books, nevertheless it wasn't me.

 

[Quizb Dahk]

I was preforming an Ewok genocide on Endor that day.

 

[Kila Cadau]

I was dead at the time.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I think I was burning down my house that time. Probably. Not too sure. I had to destroy it and the slaves inside somehow, right?

Kark...

She said she was dead already?

Really kark...

 

[Kila Cadau]

I was in prison at the time.

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

How can I kill somebody who's dead?

Also, I was drunk and throwing Force- befuddle at the Chiss girl next to me..... Did I get any sex out of that? No. Sad stuff.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I am a Jedi! I can't kill people! Besides, I was faaaar away from his living place. Where does he live, actually? It's definitely really far away from Umbara...

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

I was stealing my dad's shuttle.... and his droid.... and an antique Westar pistol he had lying around....

Anyway, I was stealing on my homeworld, not Umbara.

 

[Garza]

Why would I want to kill someone else when I have suicidal thoughts?

(This is IC in all forms. This is not me in real life. [Just to be safe])