What's your Alibi?

[Darth Armyss]

(That's not an alibi, but an admission of guilt)

He attacked my body double, whose day job was as a suicide bomber. He can only blame himself.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

My doppelganger did it, I saw her.

 

[Darth Armyss]

It was a training match and my lightsaber malfunctioned. (Not that lightsaber, to the more dirty-minded among you guys)

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

I was with him ^

 

[Darth Armyss]

She fell on my lightsaber. A few hundred times in a row.

 

[Sheff Zee]

I wasn't even there.

 

[Darth Armyss]

His last words were "hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[Sheff Zee]

lol'd.

It was him or me!

 

[Sheff Zee]

pics or didn't happen.

 

[Bubák]

I don't officially exist

 

[Arturious Engel]

Who? I don't know anyone by that name.

 

[Jora Vao]

He's a Sith and I'm a Jedi, officer, it's only natural, eh?

 

[Arturious Engel]

It was self defense officer I swear. He kept saying something about embracing the warm embrace of the Light Side. I thought he was a perv trying to touch me in that no no place and I got scared.

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

I was far too busy buying things and being handsome to commit such a crime!

And even if I did...I would never be convicted. But I didn't do it so there.

 

[Yuya Hajime]

He said my hakama looked girly.

My sandals, too.

 

[Oscar Grant Paxon]

My lord doesn't order me to kill people like this. Unless they oppose him. Which may have happened. I don't keep track of my kills.

 

[Darth Armyss]

He jumped in front of a repulsor tank! That should count against the deceased as attempted insurance fraud!