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I'm Sorry Dave
- Intent: An "informative" Holoseries about
Auteme
- "based on true events". - Image Credit: Legend of Korra & Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, masterfully edited by yours truly.
- Canon: N/A
- Permissions: Good Enough
- Links: Auteme Denko-Durren (Main Character) | The Galactic Alliance (Supporting Cast) | Guest Writers' Contest
- Media Name: The Totally Real Adventures of Auteme
- Format: Unnecessary Holoseries
- Distribution: Common | TRAA is available free of charge on the HoloNet for anyone who wants to subject themselves to it. The site on which it is hosted features it and it alone, has no ads, and claims to be funded through "high-quality merch".
- Length: Recurring | Episodes are always either thirteen or twenty-six minutes long, or rather "too long".
- Description: TRAA is an abomination onto entertainment, featuring a mixture of "true events" (as based on vague information pulled from unreliable HoloNet sources, which were then heavily embellished) and entirely fictional events, including an arc in which Auteme takes XY and becomes axe-wielding vampire hunter, only to be elected Chancellor of the Galactic Alliance. The sole purpose of the series is seemingly to serve as an elaborate prank by the Sith Lord Adrian Vandiir.
- Author: A collection of thirteen mutated Tsudakyr plugged into the HoloNet from somewhere in the Coruscant underworld.
- Publisher: Self
- Reception: Dubious at best, has been argued to be "so bad it's good".
TRAA is organised into episodes, arcs, and seasons, with the arcs containing between one and (in one case) two dozen episodes. Internal continuity is regularly ignored and seasons seem to be entirely arbitrary (though they always contain thirteen arcs), with an episode being published every week even when a season just ended. Special Episodes that sometimes resemble full movies in length are occasionally published in response to real events in Auteme's life, especially any personal information the publisher can get its hands on.
CONTENT INFORMATION
Given the disjointed and overly-prolific nature of TRAA's publications, it is difficult to paint a comprehensible picture of the strange series; Auteme herself is almost always the focus of episodes, though even this rule is broken on occasion as an arc suddenly begins to follow the life of someone sort of close to the Jedi, including one depicting a supposed secret romance with
Aerarii Tithe
from the financier's own perspective and another focusing on her "evil Sith twin", the dastardly Euteme.Quirks of production include a complete disregard for fact and indeed the laws of physics, a tendency to randomly change art styles (sometimes in the middle of arcs), and a truly unnecessary amount of Kalidan Fried Ewok product placement - product placement the company strongly denies ever having paid for and which it has attempted legal action to stop on more than one occasion, to no avail.
HISTORICAL INFORMATION
The Totally Real Adventures of Auteme an unnecessary, unprofitable, and quite frankly illegal publication created for the sole reason of serving as an elaborate prank; Adrian Vandiir, the Sith Lord responsible, seems to have promptly forgotten about the project, though only after ordering the Sithspawn content creators to continue "ad perpetuum" on the assumption that someone would eventually stop them.
Presumably by doing the Galaxy a favour and putting them down.
While largely nonsensical, the series will relentlessly pursue any opportunity to reveal hypocrisy in the young Jedi's actions.
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