The Saddest of Writers

[Gilamar Skirata]

So, I have one friend, outside of my IRL brother @[member="Kad Kando"], that actually knows anything about the EU of Star Wars canon. While his knowledge extends through Bane and KOTOR games (and various other games), he also knows the most random things about SW EU, and because of the way his brain works, keeps the faintest of details in his head, for example I say kolcta and say its a hybrid of bacta and kolto and he gets it immediately etc. Suffice to say, he's got a good understanding of the Star Wars EU via extrapolation of his above base knowledge.

So since I started role playing here, he's been the guy I talk to about all the crazy shiz I see you guys write, and I've been trying to get him on here, because he's a cool guy and a pretty good writer. Alas he still refuses to this very hour, however we've reached a breaking point friends. Today he told me that we should write silly short stories about random things. When I asked what, he replied with:

"We should go on your silly role play site and find the most arbitrary character and just make stories about him or her or it and just have fun writing their lives." and so I say this; Post here you silly arbitrary characters. We will write things and when they are complete I'll post them up here!

 

[Ayden Cater]

I volunteer as tribute!

 

[Kaiden Rohn]

Can I talk about my rug

 

[Lira Dajenn]

I'll be your hero...villain? Probably villain.

 

[Vulpesen]

I'll roll on in with @[member="Ace Torrevaso"], @[member="Zarro Verres"], and myself.

 

[HK-36]

Sounds fun Maybe if you'll be able to convince your friend to join the site I'll be able to convince my gf to join

Although she still refers to Mandalorians as "Those Boba Fett People" >.>

 

[Micah Talith]

I AM A TRANDOSHAN NAMED SUE!

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

@[member="Sopher Jakobs"]

 

[Gilamar Skirata]

@[member="Ayden Cater"] He'll have fun with you...

If he was serious, and I hope he is!

 

[Ashin Varanin]

BREEEWEHEEEEEP*

*Write the glorious tale of my wheels, slick with the blood of the innocent.

 

[Old Man]

I'm an old man with a poem... that likes to pretend he is dangerous by hanging out with dark jedi... and talking smack to them... but never actually doing anything...

 

[Nyxie]

Plant-Foxy, reporting for duty!

 

[Gilamar Skirata]

@[member="MSE-007"]
Preview:
THE MOONS OF ONDERON WILL BURN WITH BLACK FLAMES, TALL AS THE TREES THAT BIRTHED THEM. I AM THE END AND MY WHEELS SHALL CARRY ME FORTH"

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

Ooh! Ooh! Do me! Do me!

...

Do not take that out of context. Or else I will have @[member="Ayden Cater"] eat your mattress.

 

[Adenn Gra'tua]

I can be that cliché bounty hunter with a beard that does cliché things.

@[member="Gilamar Skirata"]

 

[Onrai]

Psycho plant schutta here.

 

[Allyson Locke]

I was tagged for I am hero RAWR *waves lightsabers about*

 

[Vulpesen]

Is a dude, named after a dog, raised by a dog, with a pet dog... with the ability to force tame dogs.

 

[Sammo Hache-Khe of Rae]

Liam Neeson in Space.

No, no, wait!
Robot Liam Neeson in Space
Who's trying to woo @[member="Delila Castillon"]

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]