Hi I'm new.
Sort of, I've been here for a couple of days, but I've never said anything.
But you can't prove anything! And if you can, you won't be able to for long! No one can prove anything about me! No one can, and no one will in the future!
Okay look here you little punk, if you can read this, it means that you are trying to access my secrets. And if you are trying, so help me I will find you, come to your house, stab you in the throat in the middle of the night, drag your body into the woods, burn your body, and bury the knife. Or maybe I would just bribe you. Or maybe just kidnap you and torture you. You have been warned. By the way, this is just a joke. Don't take this seriously.
Heh, heheheheheheheh. *Shiftily looks around and shiftily laughs*
