The Bosom Thread - Previously, IWPYTKRN

[Jsc]

I've said this before but I'll say it again: I will promote you to Knighthood right now.

Hello. My name is Jay. And I don't believe in Training Threads. I believe that if you're story has advanced to a point IC where it would make sense for your character to be Tier 2 (Knight), that you should accept a promotion immediately. Yes. Accept it. Right flipping now. We need the leadership, the teachers, and your skills set abroad. This website loves Knights.

Therefore,

If you feel that your force character is ready for Tier 2 (Knighthood), and that you have been waiting excessively or neglected for a promotion? PM me and I can expedite your promotion immediately.

Please note,

• This does not apply to Tier 3 (Master). That should be hard.
• This does not apply to Non Force Users. All NFU are assumed to be competitive to any Tier.
• Yes. Roleplay Judges already offer this service. At any time and to anyone via PM.
• Yes. You must be able to show me that your character is prepared IC for the responsibilities of Knighthood. Including: Teaching, fighting, and being ridiculously awesome with others.
• Yes. I will promote Jedi, Sith, or Grey people. I don't care.
• No. Do not ask me to promote you if your teacher or faction is just being "too slow". Work with your Master to get yourself promoted at a speed you feel is comfortable. I'm not here to slight other people.

So if you feel it's way past your time to get promoted or that your character has been neglected. PM me today. We'll do it. This website loves Knights!

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EDIT: Please Note: The comments section has gotten hotter and more rocky than [member="Varus Shatterstar"] 's abs. Read on at your own risk. Ye have been warned peasents.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Even me?

 

[Jsc]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

I would dub thee Sir Zambrano. Knight of Hard Rock. And may Corvus kill you completely. Deady-dead-dead.

You're welcome.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Awww, just Corvus?

Man.

I was hoping to die to [member="Coci Heavenshield"] or [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

Perhaps by being smothered in between their bosoms.

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Buddy, we would all die to that sweet sweet music. Trust me.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

And a magnificent bosom [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"] has....

 

[Jsc]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

But have you seen it? Really? Really?

 

[Nyxie]

This does not apply to Tier 3 (Master). That should be hard.

A pity, my character's been a non-Master longer than Circe. o3o

Circe

Circe

Circe

 

[Rusty]

All this talk of bosoms. Why do organics find them so appealing?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Braith Achlys]

:|

 

[Enoch Zambrano]

[member="Rusty"]

Synthetics don't like bosoms? Something must be wrong with your programming...

 

[Jsc]

[member="Solanum Tuberosum"]

You've had your good and bad days. Just like all of us. If you really want to prove one of your characters is ready and able to do the Master gig? Hit up any RPJ and give it a shot. Seriously. Being Tier 3 isn't just about winning FvF or casting Force Obliterate. It can be about being a example of awesomeness.

If you're ready to embrace your awesomeness? We got your back.

 

[Jsc]

:|

Your bosom is wonderful too Braith. You can totes kill Kaine on those pillows. I'll allow it.

 

[Rusty]

[member="Rusty"]

Synthetics don't like bosoms? Something must be wrong with your programming...

Shards are not synthetic. We're hunks of crystal shoved into droids. But seriously. What's all the fuss?

[member="Enoch Zambrano"]

 

[Enoch Zambrano]

[member="Rusty"]

Well what's the Shard equivalent of a bosom?

 

[Braith Achlys]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]
You guys can keep Coci and Siobhan.

I'll keep to cuddling with my raven.

 

[Braith Achlys]

[member="Rusty"]

Well what's the Shard equivalent of a bosom?

Granite.

 

[Jsc]

But seriously. What's all the fuss?

Don't lie to me Rusty. [member="HK-36"] was the horniest sucker I ever met. And he was a Shard Force Master.

 

[Enoch Zambrano]

[member="Braith Achlys"]

Granite.

Hot.

 

[Rusty]

[member="Braith Achlys"]

I like mica. All the cleavage you could ever want right there.

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

Some Shards go for that sort of thing. Me, I've got Gertrude.