Question Tef's gone. You're now the Owner of Chaos. Besides firing all of Staff, what's your first moves?

[Definitely Not Tefka]

See title.

 

[Dagon Kaze]

LoA

 

[John Locke]

 

[Dagon Kaze]

Ban John Locke from using Gifs.

 

[Gerwald Lechner]

i can no longer be blamed for starting invasions

 

[Lucien Dooku]

create an actual staff faction

big dog gotta eat.

 

[Srina Talon]

 

[Jend-Ro Quill]

• Strip poker map reset
• Another extragalactic Codex contest - with maps!
• Remove the heart-eyes react for two weeks and replace it with something barely PG-13
• Major Factions with recall notices get an automatic open Annihilation thread started against one of their planets
• Completely rejig the swear filter in ways both practical and petty
• FIREFIST
• Teach Codex it's OK to deny things
• 10 propaganda articles = one free hex

 

[Okkeus Dainlei]

Ban all A-Wing fans

We don't need that kind of negativity here

 

[Hailyn]

you assume a lot if you think i'd fire staff and risk having to do everything myself

edit: invest in Ai so I can do that

 

[Visanj T'shkali]

Reinstate pants-less Fridays
Allow peanuts in the break room again - bad genes is a 'yo-problem'
Allow major factions who provide their benevolent overlord with quality scotch to take double hexes for invasions
Ban anime play-bys (looking at you Locke)
Require invasions be decided by sudden death rock, paper, scissors games

 

[Kal]

I wouldn't do anything that drastic, I'd just make "severely lacking aesthetics" a bannable offence is all. Oh, and tell everyone if they want to appeal my decisions they'll have to fistfight me in the parking lot of a remote McDonald's - then don't actually show up.​

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Turn it into a Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Mythgar, Bionicle, or Neopets RP site.

 

[Baros Sal-Soren]

Monetize until the inevitable adpocolypse due to a faction posting political propaganda that is just a little too realistic looking.

 

[Kaska Arden]

Scream that the admin nightmare isn't over and is somehow getting worse.

Then wipe the map, deregulate the codex and factory, hire some stooges to run things while I linger in the shadows, dropping memes and occasional proclamations to rile up the nativ---

Oh.

 

[Ingrid L'lerim]

I'd call Tefka back.
I’ve been running my own forum (12+ years) long enough to know I don’t want this job.

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Might also go for one of David Eddings's settings.

Would you all rather RP in the universe of The Belgariad, or The Elenium?

 

[Amea Virou]

1. Get rid of old staff
2. Polish the mobile version of the site.
3. Stop using a tag that says CODEX/FACTORY DENIED for articles that are actually CODEX/FACTORY ARCHIVED.
4. Reinstate the swear filter. Just cause.
5. Reactive Factory/Codex Judgments. Let them eat cake. Then clean it up when someone else is bothered by how much cake they eat.

 

[Zirell Marxon]

Nuke everything and everyone.

 

[Matah Po-Atu]

Turn it into a Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Mythgar, Bionicle, or Neopets RP site.

Bionicle you say?