if they're watching anyways
Hello boomers,
As you well know, I, a zoomer, hate the English language, as do we all. Unfortunately, I need to use it to write. It's a real struggle. In real life I'm able to verbally shitpost my way through basically every conversation. The layers of irony go deeper than me in your dad('s closet to steal his shirts). While I once thought I'd need to keep those two worlds forever separate, I recently had an abomination of a character idea that I will soon be inflicting upon you.
Thankfully for you, I quickly realized the various slang words I and my fellow zoomers use would, in fact, kill you instantly if you saw them in written form. I have long since sated my penchant for mass murder and this seemed an especially cruel and crude way to kill someone. However, I still require appropriate slang to use in the future.
As such, I have devised this contest to allow you give me the most absolutely braindead words you can think of. Make them goofy. Make them silly. Do a moderate amount of trolling, engage in a smidgen of tomfoolery. If you need a general direction, think Twitch streamers, video game callouts, and TikTok trends. Bonus points if there's some sort of backstory or lore tidbit, but they don't technically need to be related to anything. Language is weird.
This is a contest. The winners get the ability to summon me into their Discord DMs to post only cheese emotes at any time (when I am available). Alternatively I might give you some UCs or something else if you're cool and ask nicely.
Best of luck.
As you well know, I, a zoomer, hate the English language, as do we all. Unfortunately, I need to use it to write. It's a real struggle. In real life I'm able to verbally shitpost my way through basically every conversation. The layers of irony go deeper than me in your dad('s closet to steal his shirts). While I once thought I'd need to keep those two worlds forever separate, I recently had an abomination of a character idea that I will soon be inflicting upon you.
Thankfully for you, I quickly realized the various slang words I and my fellow zoomers use would, in fact, kill you instantly if you saw them in written form. I have long since sated my penchant for mass murder and this seemed an especially cruel and crude way to kill someone. However, I still require appropriate slang to use in the future.
As such, I have devised this contest to allow you give me the most absolutely braindead words you can think of. Make them goofy. Make them silly. Do a moderate amount of trolling, engage in a smidgen of tomfoolery. If you need a general direction, think Twitch streamers, video game callouts, and TikTok trends. Bonus points if there's some sort of backstory or lore tidbit, but they don't technically need to be related to anything. Language is weird.
This is a contest. The winners get the ability to summon me into their Discord DMs to post only cheese emotes at any time (when I am available). Alternatively I might give you some UCs or something else if you're cool and ask nicely.
Best of luck.
