Eocin Chiyat
Peacock
Secondhand Starship Dealership
Somewhere Fairly Poor
"As you can no doubt tell, this baby has seen some action-" The hull was pockmarked with what looked like laser fire, or, given the shallow nature, blaster fire. Most of the 'scars' were at the rear - perhaps the previous owner had made a habit of being shot after with small arms fire. "- but she still handles beautifully."
"Personally, I'd take that as a good sign! If something has been shot this much yet still works good as new-" That was a straight lie. "- that must make it really bloody hardy. Tough enough for whatever you have in mind, no doubt!"
Spreading his hands dramatically, Connor's general demeanor seemed to indicate that the dingy old ship was (insert religious figure)'s gift to (insert buyer). "So, what do you think? Want to see the interior?"
Somewhere Fairly Poor
"As you can no doubt tell, this baby has seen some action-" The hull was pockmarked with what looked like laser fire, or, given the shallow nature, blaster fire. Most of the 'scars' were at the rear - perhaps the previous owner had made a habit of being shot after with small arms fire. "- but she still handles beautifully."
"Personally, I'd take that as a good sign! If something has been shot this much yet still works good as new-" That was a straight lie. "- that must make it really bloody hardy. Tough enough for whatever you have in mind, no doubt!"
Spreading his hands dramatically, Connor's general demeanor seemed to indicate that the dingy old ship was (insert religious figure)'s gift to (insert buyer). "So, what do you think? Want to see the interior?"