MAD CHATS!

[Triko]

[9:59:47 AM] Dave: are you poodoo-ing me?! LMAO
[9:59:56 AM] Jack/Triko: I ain't poodoo-in'
[9:59:57 AM] Dave: I GOT ATTACKED BY A FETHING FLYING BANTHA
[10:00:04 AM] Jack/Triko: That happened an hour ago
[10:00:06 AM] Jack/Triko: I was on the bog
[10:00:10 AM] Jack/Triko: Nasty kebab

@[member="Sargon Vynea"]

 

[Matsu Ike]

[1:47:50 AM] Omega Ranger: twas the night before the night before christmas
and all through the house, the babies had stopped crying
and I tried to make out with and elf
Yes Syn's sister had brought her best friend
and unfortunatly I had to pretend
to know what the hell I'm talking about now
I can bust a rap with a sack over my back
I have no idea how drunk I am now
but the wooden frame of my bed has a crack in it now

 

[Syn]

[12:49 PM] Andrew: I wanna go with the sexy fat whale.
[12:50 PM] Andrew: possible? :3
[12:51 PM] Omega Ranger: Team awesome has very strict requirements... can you bellow and destroy a city? Can you kill a thousand men with your pinkie? Can you punch a shield generator to destruction? Can you kill a Krayt Dragon by yourself? And finally have you made your entrance in a large walker killing a rancor?
[12:52 PM] Josh #1 Jacen: *or fucked the whole order
[12:52 PM] Josh #1 Jacen: *or defeated the former sith empress
[12:52 PM] Andrew: Andrew coughs.
I-I have done all of that, yes.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[9:05:33 PM] Josh Gavin: I figured Jedi were Canadians
[9:05:37 PM] Josh Gavin: Except for Tracyn
[9:05:40 PM] Josh Gavin: He's a karking 'Murican


[2:11:46 AM] Mason: Dominion, Josh?
[2:11:59 AM] Darron Wraith (Josh): I'd rather get a fellatio from a great white shark.



[2:29:03 AM] tiger_sora: ahh the classy word for golfballin the garden hose

@[member="Tracyn Ordo"] @[member="Darron Wraith"]

 

[Alan]

[12/28/2013 1:39:11 AM] Omega Ranger: yeah once he actually read what a futanari was he kind of ah... asked to cancel that storyline
[12/28/2013 1:39:42 AM] Astartes Kirby: HAHA He had to read it
[12/28/2013 1:40:28 AM] Omega Ranger: yeah he didn't want to look at pictures so just read the wiki page
[12/28/2013 1:40:44 AM] POW POW: ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
[12/28/2013 1:40:51 AM] Astartes Kirby: I could kinda tell Shinju is one
[12/28/2013 1:40:59 AM] Astartes Kirby: Just by NAME
[12/28/2013 1:41:36 AM] POW POW: THAT'S GROSS
\
[12/28/2013 1:41:39 AM] POW POW: NOOO
[12/28/2013 1:41:42 AM] POW POW: THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG
[12/28/2013 1:41:44 AM] POW POW: WHAT NOOOO
[12/28/2013 1:41:48 AM] POW POW: nooooooooooooooo
[12/28/2013 1:41:51 AM] POW POW: I'm so innocent
[12/28/2013 1:41:53 AM] POW POW: why would you do dis
[12/28/2013 1:41:54 AM] Astartes Kirby: ...
[12/28/2013 1:41:56 AM] POW POW: y u do dis
[12/28/2013 1:42:00 AM] POW POW: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT
[12/28/2013 1:42:04 AM] POW POW: I GOOGLED IT ON IMAGES
[12/28/2013 1:42:05 AM] POW POW: WHY
[12/28/2013 1:42:08 AM] Astartes Kirby: Oh god...

 

[Alan]

that wasn't funny guys.

 

[Syn]

good times good times

 

[Alan]

you guys should just say it next time.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[10:34:42 AM] Tyrin: "Bread-soldiers: created to have a soldier that can be on all fronts of the battlefield. Very good weapons training though they may not remember it from a memory swipe."
[10:34:47 AM] Tyrin: "bread-soldiers"
[10:34:55 AM] Tyrin: Oh lawd have mercy
[10:35:06 AM] Bailey (Josh): They taste good with peanut butter and jelly I hear.
[10:35:29 AM] Other Josh (Mikhail): nomnomnom
[10:35:59 AM] Corey Wood (Krag): I cooked some of them once
[10:36:06 AM] Corey Wood (Krag): better than gingerbread men
[10:39:43 AM] Bailey (Josh): Bread Soldiers 2: Attack of the toaster and butter.
[10:40:12 AM] Corey Wood (Krag): Bread Soldiers 3: Hold the Mayo
[10:40:28 AM] Bailey (Josh): Bread Soldiers 4: Double Meat Please.
[10:42:22 AM] Corey Wood (Krag): Bread Soldiers 5: Siege of Whole Wheat Hill
[10:43:30 AM] Bailey (Josh): Dear god.
[10:46:02 AM] Anna (Fabula): Bread Soldiers Origins: The Sun Rises in the Yeast

Corey Wood (Krag) loses poodoo
[10:48:05 AM] Bailey (Josh): brb dying laughing
[10:51:18 AM] Other Josh (Mikhail): ROFL


Factory Judge room. The pinnacle of professionalism.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[9:45:54 AM] Anna (Fabula): Also, what the hell Josh. The durasteel bra was a joke. XD
[9:46:11 AM] Anna (Fabula): She doesn't actually wear a durasteel bra. Probably just grav tape.
[9:46:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): A LOT of grav tape.
[9:46:41 AM] Bailey (Josh): it's canon now
[9:46:44 AM] Bailey (Josh): you wear a metal bra
[9:46:52 AM] Anna (Fabula): Psht. Fine.
[9:46:57 AM] Other Josh (Mikhail): LOL
[9:46:57 AM] Anna (Fabula): But it's beskar or phrik.
[9:46:59 AM] Bailey (Josh): You're gonna have to report me if you want that edited.
[9:47:03 AM] Anna (Fabula): None of this durasteel poodoo.
[9:47:14 AM] Bailey (Josh): Nope, that's on the restricted list.
[9:47:20 AM] Bailey (Josh): I'm gonna need to see a dev thread.
[9:47:21 AM] Anna (Fabula): Durasteel isn't hard enough to hold Fabula Cavataio's breasts.
[9:47:38 AM] Bailey (Josh): Sounds like a you problem.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[1:39:16 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: It's not even 4 am wtf.
[1:39:24 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: So bowzer...
[1:40:22 AM] Josh Gavin: I wanted to make a race of killer chickens
[1:40:49 AM] Josh Gavin: Chickens with no visible legs, that walk around and cluck until you attack them, then they suddenly attack in droves
[1:40:54 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: What we need.
[1:40:59 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Creeper masterrace.
[1:41:16 AM] Josh Gavin: Too bad crossovers probably aren't allowed in the factory
[1:41:26 AM] Josh Gavin: Gotta keep with dat Star Wars lore
[1:41:47 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Direct crossovers aren't. Though Creepers are too obvious for them to allow.
[1:41:58 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Creepers. With Force power....
[1:42:48 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: T'sssssssssssss *blows up half a city*
[1:42:50 AM] Josh Gavin: A breed of chickens that are born with both force sensitivity and no legs?
[1:43:01 AM] Josh Gavin: That are forced to use the Force to move
[1:43:15 AM] Josh Gavin: Which makes them look like they're constantly hopping about
[1:43:21 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Force Levitate huh.
[1:43:25 AM] Josh Gavin: Yep
[1:43:38 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Actually kinda want that so my character can actually look like Syndra lol.
[1:43:39 AM | Edited 1:43:59 AM] Josh Gavin: And can sense if fellow chickens are threatened
[1:43:46 AM] Josh Gavin: Then they attack in droves
[1:43:56 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: Master ability: Force Peck.
[1:44:09 AM] Josh Gavin: Fuck yes
[1:44:19 AM] Josh Gavin: I would do this, but it'd be denied so quick it wouldn't be funny
[1:44:31 AM] Josh Gavin: Even if it'd make a hilarious RP if someone kicked one
[1:44:32 AM] Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei: lololol
[1:44:43 AM] Josh Gavin: I'd make the race just to see Tyrin kick one
[1:44:51 AM] Josh Gavin: Just once
[1:44:56 AM] Josh Gavin: Then run from the swarm
[1:45:06 AM | Edited 1:45:07 AM] Josh Gavin: I don't even care if it's a noncanon
[1:45:10 AM] Josh Gavin: I just wanna see it once
Omega Ranger
Ahri/D3-Q1R/Yo'shim/Alachei

 

[Darth Metus]

[8:19:47 AM] Gambit: I don't always second chance, but when I do it's usually the last chance.
[8:20:04 AM] Nikki's Man (Guy'Michael): Stay denied, my friends

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[8:53:53 AM] Anna (Fabula): You want me to give you a motorboat? Okay. :3
[8:54:04 AM] Nessa-nee: nice try. i said buy one
[8:54:33 AM] Anna (Fabula): That -also- doesn't do me any favors, because I was gonna steal one instead.
[8:54:44 AM] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Grand Theft Motorboat
[8:54:48 AM] Nessa-nee: hahahaha
[8:54:59 AM] Lizbuns: Lizbuns invested in a cooling cream for muscles
[8:55:17 AM] Anna (Fabula): I wind up running over a porpoise after inviting it in for sexual favors, just so I don't have to pay.
[8:55:36 AM] Anna (Fabula): Twenty minutes later I have naval destroyers on my arse and not a damn one of them knows how to sail, so I lose them in a coral reef.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

CIS room
[2:36:57 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu): Anyone opposed to the Templar Marks/Tattoos concept?
[2:37:00 PM] Feraligatr: ur gud
[2:37:04 PM] Feraligatr: u tst so gud
[2:37:08 PM] Feraligatr: mmbby
[2:37:17 PM] Feraligatr: nvr stop doin wt u do
[2:37:18 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu): ...Dafuq?
[2:37:21 PM] Feraligatr: k?
[2:37:28 PM] Anna (Fabula): I...don't know what I'm witnessing.
[2:37:31 PM] Anna (Fabula): Should I leave you two alone?
[2:37:33 PM] Anna (Fabula): o.0
[2:37:41 PM] Feraligatr: ur witnesin histuree
[2:37:46 PM] AJ (Kara Avoyos): Go home Gamnit, you're drunk
[2:37:48 PM] Feraligatr: in da mkin
[2:37:55 PM] Feraligatr: no u
[2:38:22 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu): Listen Nyaguh.
[2:38:23 PM] Feraligatr: i tink sum1 spikd mah puroxeed

FJ room

[2:37:50 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu): You haven't lived until you've gotten butthurt head from Anna
[2:37:57 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu): She sucks some mean, ego-boosting D
[2:38:06 PM] Guy (A'Bael/Rotsu):
[2:38:17 PM] Anna (Fabula): I...don't know...I mean...what?
[2:38:23 PM] Anna (Fabula): This is -two- rooms that I don't know how to respond to. o.0
[2:38:55 PM] Tyrin: #bailout
[2:38:55 PM] Anna (Fabula): Quick, someone post something -really- bizarre in the Black Sun or Shadow room so I get a three-fer.

Black Sun room

[2:39:15 PM] Tyrin: Angry ticks will occasionally fire out of my nipples.
[2:39:22 PM] Anna (Fabula): Perfect!
[2:39:29 PM] Anna (Fabula): Also revolting.
[2:39:32 PM] Anna (Fabula): Also -what-. o.0
[2:39:34 PM] Tyrin: It's terminal.
[2:39:42 PM] Anna (Fabula): I don't...
[2:39:46 PM] Anna (Fabula): Like...
[2:39:51 PM] Anna (Fabula): Okay. o.o
[2:39:53 PM] Feraligatr: ..I don't think that's healthy..
[2:40:39 PM] Traitor: I honestly just looked upon this chat for the first time in many a week, and this was the soulful message with which I was greeted.
[2:40:45 PM] Traitor: [2:39 PM] Tyrin:

<<< Angry ticks will occasionally fire out of my nipples.
[2:40:59 PM] Traitor: Jim, my good sir, you are truly a savant.
[2:41:03 PM] Traitor: An idiot savant.

 

[Triko]

It warms my heart to see my Skype name on your end was still 'Traitor.'

 

[Ayden Cater]

... I don't... how does.... wh.... *confused, distressed bleat*

 

[Alan]

[9:15:46 PM] POW POW: It's so cold outside that my ex girlfriend's heart was even cold
[9:16:42 PM] Corey Wood: Or was it so cold outside because your ex-girlfriend showed up and her icy heart froze the air
[9:16:58 PM] POW POW: nah it's not that cold yet
[9:17:07 PM] Corey Wood: lol
[9:17:27 PM] POW POW: POW POW cries behind his laughter
[9:17:44 PM] Corey Wood: Corey Wood pats Pow Pow on the back

 

[Syn]

[7:29:25 PM] Domino: am I the only one that hasn't had character sex since coming to this site?
[7:29:48 PM] Othorious: I'll bang Domino.
[7:30:00 PM] King Kazma: no love for any of my characters, yet
[7:30:34 PM] Domino: no thanks?
[7:31:01 PM] Othorious: Darn
[7:31:08 PM] Othorious: Bet Domino got booty
[7:31:16 PM] Domino: da
[7:31:22 PM] Cody Smith: Apparently two of mine have had sex with Codi Zrgatt
[7:31:27 PM] Domino: she had a sig based on it
[7:31:30 PM] Othorious: lol
[7:31:48 PM] Cody Smith: Sweg
[7:32:22 PM] King Kazma: Twilek sistas, I wana get whichcha, cause ya got that butt, big and round to strut, ohh baby do me.
[7:32:27 PM] King Kazma: rap ain't hard
[7:32:42 PM] Othorious: Back it up, dat ass 2 fat
[7:32:42 PM] Omega Ranger: [7:29 PM] Domino:

<<< am I the only one that hasn't had character sex since coming to this site?But you said Domino would never forget that night with Syn. Oh the humanity

Well going to have to work on Corvo cause fun times
[7:33:10 PM] Omega Ranger: [7:32 PM] King Kazma:

<<< Twilek sistas, I wana get whichcha, cause ya got that butt, big and round to strut, ohh baby do me.
rap ain't hardnever do that again please
[7:33:34 PM] King Kazma: I hate rap really, but no promises
[7:33:53 PM] Mark/Circe: twileks
[7:33:55 PM] Mark/Circe: are sexy
[7:37:05 PM] Domino: [7:32 PM] Omega Ranger:

<<< But you said Domino would never forget that night with Syn. Oh the humanityDude, you were so drunk you were humping the sofa moaning her name, Domino wasn't involved at all
[7:39:12 PM] Omega Ranger: hahahahahahaha
[7:40:16 PM] Othorious: Those were not her boobs.
[7:40:20 PM] Othorious: Those were the seat cushions.
[7:46:56 PM] Alli/Elayne/Hanna: lol
[7:48:11 PM] Domino: that should be mad chatted

 

[Fabula Caromed]

A discussion, on a lark, showed up about comparing lightsaber forms to actors. This was the result. Props to @[member="Theophenes"] for the spot on Charlie Sheen call.

[8:28:11 AM] Spenser: If I had to rank the seven forms for modesty, I'd probably start with Niman. From there, Shii-Cho would probably be the next step, followed by Djem So and Soresu tied. Makashi, Juyo, and Ataru would all be at the top, though in what order would be determined more by the user than the innateness of the form.
[8:28:56 AM] Anna (Fabula): Ataru is an attention whore at a level that Makashi couldn't possibly second.
[8:29:08 AM] Spenser: I dunno...
[8:29:15 AM] Spenser: Dooku was pretty "look at me" with his bladework
[8:29:18 AM] Spenser: I mean, hell
[8:29:24 AM] Anna (Fabula): Considering one of the most basic techniques is to spin like a top while flying through the air in a ballet of light and laser swords.
[8:29:29 AM] Spenser: Makashi is the only form with a flourish as part of an opening
[8:29:50 AM] Spenser: Ataru is about as modest as Lady Gaga.
[8:30:19 AM] Anna (Fabula): Ataru is like someone made a Disney club pop star into a lightsaber form.
[8:30:21 AM] Anna (Fabula): LOOK AT ME
[8:30:23 AM] Anna (Fabula): LOOK AT karkING ME
[8:31:06 AM] Anna (Fabula): I'M karkingING SPINNING AND poodoo
[8:31:13 AM] Anna (Fabula): I'M PROBABLY ON DRUGS
[8:32:11 AM] Spenser: Ataru; the only form where a concotion of Four Loko, Heroin, Crack, Speed, and bottled lightning will still only put you in second-to-last place.
[8:32:53 AM] Anna (Fabula): I maintain that Yoda was a crack addict.
[8:33:05 AM] Anna (Fabula): "The Force" my ass.
[8:33:16 AM] Anna (Fabula): That dude was tripping so hard I'm pretty sure he broke concrete.
[8:39:38 AM] Anna (Fabula): Ataru: the Miley Cyrus of lightsaber combat.

[8:41:25 AM] Anna (Fabula): Which kinda makes Djem So BRIAN BLESSED.
[8:41:34 AM] Anna (Fabula): Because it's BIG and LOUD and IN YOUR FACE.
[8:41:55 AM] Anna (Fabula): YOU ARE NOT MANLY ENOUGH FOR THE WAY OF THE KRAYT.
[8:42:07 AM] Anna (Fabula): YOUR MASCULINITY IS INSUFFICIENT.
[8:42:13 AM] Spenser: If Naruto characters had a lightsaber form
[8:42:18 AM] Spenser: Djem So is straight up Might Guy

[8:45:13 AM] Anna (Fabula): I think that makes Shii-Cho Nicholas Cage.
[8:45:19 AM] Anna (Fabula): Because no one knows what the kark he's doing...
[8:45:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): Or how he does it...
[8:45:38 AM] Spenser: Or how he's still successful
[8:45:39 AM] Anna (Fabula): Or how he manages to make so much money being totally and completely -unfathomable-....
[8:45:39 AM] Spenser: Well...
[8:45:42 AM] Spenser: "Successful"
[8:46:06 AM] Anna (Fabula): But he still manages it. Via a combination of cosmic anomoly and blind luck.

[8:49:14 AM] Anna (Fabula): For Juyo we need an angry actor.
[8:49:25 AM] Spenser: Hugh Jackman?
[8:49:42 AM] Anna (Fabula): Not angry enough. Too classy. Someone who screams everything he says with a bloody passion.
[8:50:17 AM] Spenser: Well if we have to have a lunatic, how 'bout Mel Gibson?
[8:50:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): Perfect!
[8:50:52 AM] Spenser: Nah, I just can't think of Mel Gibson as a Juyo guy. Takes the insanity part too literal.
[8:50:57 AM] Anna (Fabula): Both chaotic and revolting, constantly controversial and having to deal with his own anger issues, and used for a combination of unnecessary collateral damage and occasionally constructive actions.
[8:51:13 AM] Anna (Fabula): Nono, that works. How many Juyo guys do you know that weren't perfectly karkballs insane?
[8:51:28 AM] Spenser: Fair 'nuff.

[8:52:11 AM] Tyrin: Samuel L. Jackson?
[8:52:15 AM] Feraligatr: I would've said Gary Busey
[8:52:24 AM] Feraligatr: Or Samuel Jackson. That works too.
[8:52:40 AM] Tyrin: Mace Windu developed Vapaad. Mace Windu is played by Jackson.
[8:52:47 AM] Feraligatr: Then again
[8:52:54 AM] Sargon: agreed
[8:52:55 AM] Feraligatr: Feraligatr looks at Gary Busey.
[8:52:57 AM] Feraligatr: Feraligatr shudders.
[8:53:13 AM] Andrew: Jack Nicholson.
[8:53:25 AM] Anna (Fabula): Jackson would totally work for the Vapaad variant.
[8:53:32 AM] Anna (Fabula): He's got the anger, but he channels it constructively.
[8:53:41 AM] Anna (Fabula): Mel Gibson is just a psychopath.
[8:53:46 AM] Anna (Fabula): Which is more Juyo's angle.
[8:54:01 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Juyo is more manic to me than Gibson.
[8:54:52 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Juyo reminds me of Ozzy Osbourned. Might eat a bat, or piss on the Alamo. The only predictable fact is that property damage and chaos are likely consequences.
[8:55:40 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Mel Gibson is nuts, but he's not "Collateral damage and gneral mayhem" nuts.

[8:57:45 AM] Veus (Vorhi): That being said, Niiman is definitely like Gary Oldman. Subtle, versatile, and terribly effective.
[8:58:50 AM] Anna (Fabula): I'd honestly say that Niman is more like Nicholson, mentioned above. Think of a more versatile actor.
[8:58:58 AM] Anna (Fabula): He's done -everything-.
[8:59:04 AM] Anna (Fabula): And he's always slightly eccentric.

[9:01:32 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Ataru is Charlie Sheen. Trying to contain it makes it worse, and it demands your attention.
[9:01:57 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Oh, and it's fueled by cocaine.

[9:04:12 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Makashi is actually exactly like Christopher Lee, in reflection.
[9:04:31 AM] Anna (Fabula): [9:02:56 AM] Spenser: There can be only one pick for Vapaad.
[9:03:06 AM] Anna (Fabula): Samuel L. Jackson.
[9:03:13 AM] Spenser: Samuel L. Jackson.
[9:03:22 AM] Spenser: Literally what I was thinking.
[9:03:56 AM] Anna (Fabula): Same way that I couldn't possibly allow anyone but Christopher Lee be associated with Makashi.
[9:04:08 AM] Spenser: *sage nod*
[9:04:17 AM | Edited 9:04:22 AM] Spenser: They both exemplify those forms -perfectly-
[9:04:20 AM] Anna (Fabula): Dignified, classy, precise, and wanting nothing of your silly modern theatrics.
[9:04:37 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Elegant, but somehow metal enough that it avoid the trap of foppishness.
[9:06:10 AM] Veus (Vorhi): And yes, Vapaad is like Samuel Jackson. It's not really evil, but it's still pretty damn intimidating in msot contexts.

[9:06:08 AM] Anna (Fabula): Now. The big kahuna.
[9:06:10 AM] Anna (Fabula): Soresu.
[9:06:20 AM] Spenser: Morgan Freeman.
[9:06:34 AM] Spenser: He's constant, unwavering
[9:06:43 AM] Spenser: The man is a mountain that will not be worn down by anything.
[9:07:34 AM] Veus (Vorhi): I would have gone with Bruce Willis, for similiar reasons.
[9:07:37 AM] Feraligatr: I would've said Clint Eastwood.

 

[Ayden Cater]

For me personally, Tom Cruise is Form I. The man is methodical, consistent, and a safe bet for getting the job done.