LFG Looking for the Curious

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun - And do you have some sort of stake in this?

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

I can but really, I was just tagging the Doc since he's helped me a lot with the Faction

 

[Dr. Veinstein]

Heath Valhoun Willow & Ivy (Jesus Christ you guys went on a rampage)

I cannot confirm nor deny the existence of a "hidden base" or these "quasi-illegal experiments that violate the rights of sentient beings" or even these "super powerful abilities". Though as my associate here says, me and my company can help better the lives and existence of both parts of your being! It is, of course, completely voluntary! (Though if you refuse I'll just make you do it anyway. Ah, the joys of kidnapping!)

Indeed, I do have some possibly lethal completely safe ideas for you! Besides, these, quote unquote, "visions" are most likely cause by the incredibly high amount of midichlorians located in your bloodstream(s), as both of you are classified as Force sensitive, which would cause double the amount of midichlorians in you, which would (in theory) alter your brain chemistry, possibly even give you vivid hallucinations!

And hey, perhaps your vision was wrong! Maybe separation won't kill you. You never know! Though, if it does kill you, we'll just piece you back together then flood you with adrenaline and hormones and forcefully restart your heart with machinery, whether it wants to start or not, which should bring you back to life (in theory. Or you'll just explode. One of the two. Very volatile and unpredictable.)

Whatever the case, you'll be in good hands! All science is built off of experimentation and discovery, and how are we supposed to develop new technologies if we cannot even do that? We must venture out into the dark and scary unknown, for the good of all life!

Oh and if you tell anyone about what happened to you, we will find you.
You have been warned.

I hope that you'll consider our proposal!

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun - Understood! Though your holonet reports show you as being kind...must be propaganda!

Dr. Veinstein - Both parts of our being? We are two people that just...never fully seperated. And we don't want to be Perhaps you'll come to understand that IF you see us.

We have protectors, however. So be warned!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

I am very, very kind to my people.

It's not I doing these experiments, and I cannot confirm that there is a base either...coughcough

 

[Dr. Veinstein]

Willow & Ivy
Technically if you're identical twins then you both came from the same egg cell that split in two, which would make you basically one half of the other person (Yeah I've done my research ). Being monozygotic twins would you make have the exact same genetic structure, which would make you practically the same person. I've been waiting for the day when I can have test subjects whit the exact same genetic codes! It removes so many variables from genetic experimentation! If I do something on one of you, and it doesn't exactly work out correctly, all I need to do is change it up a little and then do it on the other one! It's so easy! Like killing two birds with one stone (Pun intended).

We have protectors, however. So be warned!

Points at big spoopy boi QEMD-15 Echo .

Well I think that solves that problem.


Heath Valhoun whispers quietly If all goes well and they don't turn into a horrific flesh monster I'll give them to you for "field study".

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Dr. Veinstein Willow & Ivy

Trust him, he's a doctor.

Whispers at doc "I'm not the bad guy, yet. Best to wait on that kinda thing"

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun Dr. Veinstein

*holds onto eachother very tightly...

We'll call out for help! Someone will hear us...

 

[Carl Mako]

Heath Valhoun Dr. Veinstein Willow & Ivy

Walks into room with a report "Hey doc ... Am I interupting?"
Whispers to Willow and Ivy "These guys are a bit nuts but they have good intentions."

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Carl Mako - Good intentions for themselves, perhaps.

Heath Valhoun Dr. Veinstein - How much would we have to pay to not be seperated? Is there a price? We could tell you your futures. That's what most use us for...

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

Depends. Doc may do it for free. If I'm the decider, I want you to help the Elysium Empire. Broadcast yourselves predicting the future, but lie if you need to. Make us sound good for the galaxy. Envision a galaxy under one banner, no crime, no war, no crazy cults threatening other crazy cults...y'know...a Utopia.

 

[Teyla Sal-Soren]

Willow & Ivy
Just come to Naboo my dears, away from these nefarious brutes.

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun - That doesn't sound like a utopia. It sounds bad!

*wonders where the Elysium Empire is so that they know where to tell their employer to avoid taking them to so that there's less of a chance of them being caught.

Teyla Sal-Soren - Naboo would be safer and prettier than a lab. They can't reach us there, can they?

 

[Teyla Sal-Soren]

Willow & Ivy
Much, much, prettier. You'd love it! - Raises a delicate, sculpted brow - And, I'd like to see them try.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

Oh? So you like suffering?

Doc can provide plenty of that.

It's a win-win.

 

[Willow & Ivy]

*Whispers to Teyla Sal-Soren - We don't know how to fight if it came down to it...

Heath Valhoun - Noooo....You're just like Nartuuk snd he's now frozen in carbonite. So beware!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

You assume I'm evil...yet I'm not. A pity.

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun - But you threaten to make us suffer. You want us to lie!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Willow & Ivy

No no, It's just that my "utopia" ideas seemed to be unfavorable, so I assumed you prefer suffering, war, death, etc.

 

[Willow & Ivy]

Heath Valhoun - No...no we don't.