LFG Looking For Someone To Roleplay A Tiny Orphan For A Political Ad

[B3-LL]

You have to be 13+ both IC and OOC. Tiny fingers are preferred but must be able to hold a gun.

Both parents must be dead and death certificates are required upon application.

 

[Grendel Krayt]

I'm an orphan, but by no means tiny

 

[B3-LL]

Too fat sorry the camera's gonna add a hundred pounds to you hoss

 

[Arlo Renard]

What if I never had parents to begin with?

Edit: nvm I'm too tall

 

[B3-LL]

What if I never had parents to begin with?

Edit: nvm I'm too tall

how tiny are your fingers and what do they look like pulling a trigger

 

[Arlo Renard]

how tiny are your fingers and what do they look like pulling a trigger

 

[B3-LL]

perfect i'll be in touch

multiple orphans wanted if possible I'm doing like a Suicide Squad thing but with orphans

 

[Erdish Hane]

I’m a Jawa, so basically just a child.

 

[B3-LL]

yeah are your parents dead though Erdish Hane

 

[Tok Demvu]

Better pay me!

 

[Toby]

...Hi.

 

[B3-LL]

...Hi.

you're going to be the leader like the Captain America of this squad okay

 

[B3-LL]

Better pay me!

calm your stingy orphan fingers ur all getting paid

 

[Toby]

you're going to be the leader like the Captain America of this squad okay

 

[B3-LL]

remember you all have to be 13+

Suicide Orphan Squad Lineup:
Toby Tok Demvu Erdish Hane Arlo Renard Grendel Krayt

if your parents aren't dead please let me know and we can fix that.

 

[Tok Demvu]

They’re sleeping with the fishes.

 

[Toby]

remember you all have to be 13+

I'm actually 18. My parents smoked when I was in the womb and it stunted my growth.

...that's why I'm an orphan. cocks gun

 

[B3-LL]

I’m also taking squad name suggestions

I’m currently thinking Mighty Gorphin’ Power Rangers

 

[B3-LL]

Or the Gorphan Squad

 

[Toby]

Teenage Gorphin Ninja Orphans