Looking for Dancers and Security Personnel

[Ember Asch Igantaus]

[member="Queen Sovereign"] Perhaps I could get you to wiggle a bit dear?

 

[Voices of The Deep]

[member="Ember Asch Igantaus"] I will shatter you like glass girl

 

[Ember Asch Igantaus]

[member="Queen Sovereign"] not on the dance floor, you're moves are as stale as you are cold sugar. *a small crowd of young men begin screaming, "Oh!" very loudly*

 

[The Red of Sinner]

[member="Ember Asch Igantaus"]
[member="Queen Sovereign"]

Ladies, please...I could dance the socks right off your feet.

 

[Voices of The Deep]

[member="Ember Asch Igantaus"] I wonder if you could still dance with broken legs...*Glares at Darth Cruciere ...* On second thought...maybe its not your legs i should be worried about. Ember shall we call a temporary truce to put this imbecilic man in his place?

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Joza Perl"] If you ever need a little extra help on the week end feel free to give the Raxis clan a call. We will bring that Mandalorian fun to your party. And by we I really mean just me since I'm the only one currently in the clan....... >.>

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Gray Raxis"]

Sounds good! Double the Mando, double the fun. Just don't touch the girls and we're golden!

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Joza Perl"] Shouldn't you worry about your girls touching me?! ..................Okay we both know thats not gonna happen so you got yourself a deal!

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

Those are some expensive whales! I'm looking to hire more per diem work, do you accommodate that sort of thing?

If Joza worked for Orcus, they'd come for free. #justsayin'

 

[Laira Darkhold]

BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTYROCKINGERRYWHERE

 

[Bryanjar Aulfmaor]

[member="Draco Vereen"]

Yes vod , Booty.

 

[Rose Vishkall]

Oooh, once I get a bit more healed up I might come here. Haven't gotten to dance in a while, and I believe I still owe you one or two [member="Joza Perl"]

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Gray Raxis"]

Sounds good!

[member="Darth Orcus"]

Me, work for a Sith Lord?! ....We'll see how our thread goes. Though you might fire me if I help invade Ruusan

[member="Draco Vereen"]

Indeed. And with only a few sessions, that can be your booty!

[member="Rose Vishkall"]

Yay! Can't wait to see you there

 

[Zef Halo]

Dear Lord.

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Zef Halo"]

If you'd like to request services, I ask that you post in the marketplace thread.

 

[Laira Darkhold]

[member="Joza Perl"]

*Quietly signs [member="Faith Organa"] up for lessons*

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Draco Vereen"] [member="Faith Organa"]

Now might be a good time to mention that all lightsabers, blasters, alchemized items and otherwise weapons must be deposited in a plastic bin near the door for safekeeping.

 

[Laira Darkhold]

[member="Joza Perl"]
Lightsabers are for newbs.

Also, Dance Lessons. I'm not sending her into combat. Jeez.

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Draco Vereen"]

A girl can never be too careful. Does your girlfriend know she's about to learn how to rock that booty from here to Amsterdam?

 

[Laira Darkhold]

[member="Joza Perl"]
I have no Idea. I didn't ask her before I signed her up. I was just going to pay a large sum upfront and hope that would be enough for her to agree to some private lessons. [member="Faith Organa"] , did it work?