Thorald Magnusson
Character
Mary: Joseph, I'm pregnant
Joseph: Mother of God
Mary: You got it!
Joseph: Mother of God
Mary: You got it!
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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Jedi Dragon
My Boss was talking to a Customer at work one day and commented to said customer that nobody came to work today. It was just he and I working that day so having been called in due to this logic I look at the same customer, reach out my hand and say...
"Hi my name is Nobody and yes, as you can see, I did come to work today."
"Hi my name is Nobody and yes, as you can see, I did come to work today."
Thorald Magnusson
Character
Joseph: Jesus Christ
Mary: Such a great name! Soo much better then Smuul
Mary: Such a great name! Soo much better then Smuul
Darkness Consumes us All
Knock Knock, whose there, the sky
Jedi Dragon
What is black, and White and Red all over???
The Duel between Mace and Palpatine.
Dravis Rosilla
By Candlelight
I don't know, none of these jokes are very funny.
Not even a little bith.
Not even a little bith.
Darkness Consumes us All
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road, he didn't have any balls
Nadi Maarow
Kitty !
i would tell a disability joke, but i just can't stand how wrong it would be, and i would be blind to my own retarded hypocrisy.
Jedi Dragon
"I see." said the blind man
The deaf man said, "You're a lier."
and the guy with no legs got up and walked away.
The deaf man said, "You're a lier."
and the guy with no legs got up and walked away.
Grace Darkson
G O R G O N
What do you get when you throw a grenade in a french bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart
Linoleum Blownapart
Nadi Maarow
Kitty !
I have the heart of a Lion
~
and a lifetime ban from the Kansas City zoo
<----- (also; Naadi Maaro )
~
and a lifetime ban from the Kansas City zoo
<----- (also; Naadi Maaro )
Ben Carlin
Rogue One
Meow
Nadi Maarow
Kitty !
where's the joke ?
On You !
(ba-dum tiss)
On You !
(ba-dum tiss)
Ben Carlin
Rogue One
What's the capital of Taiwan?
Bangcock.
Bangcock.
Ben Carlin
Rogue One
What do you call those tostito chips?
Scoops
Scoops
Rose Ann Lovely
The dagger to the sword.
Actually jokes have meaning. therefor the joke is not on me.
Cyran Vaas
Dream On!
Drinking Bleach is extremely BASED...
Sorry, was that joke too TOXIC!!!!
Sorry, was that joke too TOXIC!!!!
Rose Ann Lovely
The dagger to the sword.
The joke above is like groups of pandas... an embarrassment.
Barbie Barnabas
Pirate Queen from the Wild of Space
lol...good thing you didn't give up your day job huh? 
Rose Ann Lovely
The dagger to the sword.
Nope. I know more animals though and next thing you know i might make like a group of iguanas and “slaughter” you. But thats frowned upon just like a group of crows. cant “murder“ Anyone And i received a “blessing“ much like a group of narwals. Makes me good with animals so im ready to make like a group of jelly fish and “smack” down with these jokes/puns
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