Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos

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Kill the person above you.

The Corellian Sharpshooter
I'd rather not, but suppose you traveled back in time to land on top of Jar-Jar Binks in the middle of a Senate meeting, who instinctively catapulted you toward Palpatine, who yelled for some clones to come and save him, and the clones busted through the ceiling in a gunship and carried you off to Tatooine, and they airdropped you in Jabba's palace, and Jabba ordered Kowakian monkey-lizards to drag you to the trapdoor, and Jabba pushed the button, and you fell into the pit and then got eaten by a rancor.
 
I'd rather not, but suppose you traveled back in time to land on top of Jar-Jar Binks in the middle of a Senate meeting, who instinctively catapulted you toward Palpatine, who yelled for some clones to come and save him, and the clones busted through the ceiling in a gunship and carried you off to Tatooine, and they airdropped you in Jabba's palace, and Jabba ordered Kowakian monkey-lizards to drag you to the trapdoor, and Jabba pushed the button, and you fell into the pit and then got eaten by a rancor.
I feel like this death has a lot of waiting and down time to think about the impending death. Also the trevel expenses....

Forces the person above to attend a gungan karaoke night, where one particularly large drunk gungan sings "Like a virgin" in original Huttese, before falling off stage and lands on the person above crushing them to death.
 
I had been brought back by eijin's immunity to roasting. That he had kindly bestowed a small fraction of to me. Limited time use as we know. One and done.

Oh also your killed by: that video is to long and I don't care. Short attention span.
 

Ezra Hinton

The black blade.
Revived by gray eyes. (Pfft I used their quote thing under there name but I'm not changing it now I don't care.)

Death by: Rabbit hunting season.
 
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