Kill the person above you.

[Heath Valhoun]

Free popcorn if you join us.

 

[Aloy Vizsla]

Heath Valhoun killed by drowning in bottomless pit of rubber duckies.

Stop trying to recruit mandos to do your imperial dirty work. This is not the way

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Hmm...
Don't I know you from somewhere?..?? I swear I think I know you. I mean, I recognize the armor. Very nice by the way.
Anywho... I'm sure I have. I just can't put my finger on it...

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Heath Valhoun killed by drowning in bottomless pit of rubber duckies.

Stop trying to recruit mandos to do your imperial dirty work. This is not the way

Well excuuuuuse me, Princess.

I didn't know proposing alliances is the same as recruiting.

Or is it the popcorn thing? Everyone likes popcorn. That's not just Mandos. Right?

 

[Marina DeVoe]

A bad day in the kingdom, huh?

 

[Aloy Vizsla]

Well excuuuuuse me, Princess.

I didn't know proposing alliances is the same as recruiting.

Or is it the popcorn thing? Everyone likes popcorn. That's not just Mandos. Right?

Don't call me princess, Princess

We all know what the empire is up to, Especially when they offer to both sides of the same conflict

 

[Nemo Lecarde]

What golden ticket? And join who... what?

 

[Marina DeVoe]

The Golden Ticket to this theater. You know, like in 'Last Action hero.
No popcorn, unless you have the ticket to this theater.


~sigh~
Never mind. It made sense to me at the time.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Last Action Hero is a good movie.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Great characters all around...a fun movie to watch.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by a pack of Loth-cats.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by an inability to remove the helmet in a vacuum of space.

 

[Chamdar the Hutt]

Killed in a defenestration regicide combo.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by eating yourself.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed in a rebellion.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Nonsense! Why would my people rebel against me?

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Because your mascot is a lion. Killed by lion-mascot-hating civilians.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by a lion.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by a purple disembodied lion head.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by a Makashi -Class Light Cruiser