Kill the person above you

[Darth Torment]

You joke about the dumbest thing while being drunk in a club and a sith crushed your entire body.

 

[Matreya]

See? That's why I don't drink! Lmao

Cocaine overdose LOL jk

Saarlac eats you, spits you up and passes out on you.

 

[Eddie]

Dying of a broken heart.... literally

 

[Matreya]

:0 eeeveeeeeeel

Death via Hulk smashing

 

[Ginnie Dib]

Peter Pan's shadow lynches you in your room. Hey! You stole Wendy's shadow, okay!?

 

[Levi Hutch]

Deadpool shows up, does inner-monologue, then proceeds to beat you senseless with a raccoon, all while spurting out cheesy one-liners.

 

[Garza]

Spider man walks in and bites you to death with poison that somehow keeps you alive just long enough to remember the entire thing.

 

[Kataphrak]

Computer overheats and explodes, killing you with metal shards.

 

[Vugaal]

Sneezes you into oblivion.

 

[Kataphrak]

Drowns in a toilet bowl.

 

[Levi Hutch]

Spontaneous combustion.

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

kills you with force feeding you food. You look like you could use some...

 

[Tahira Solo]

Doesn't kill!!!!!!

 

[Vulpesen]

Burned up by a shining light

 

[Nyxie]

Drowned in Rainbow Dash plushies.

 

[Jake Travers]

Burned at the stake, then dipped in acid.

 

[Nyxie]

Sodomized by a darkspear, nails shafted by bamboo needles, left eye scooped out, right testicle surgically placed in left eye socket, mouth stuffed with cloth and crude oil poured over tilted up head, electrocuted by a land speeder battery via the nipples, teeth pulled out by tungsten wire, dragged across the craggy hot Mnencheiasurian surface from a mining freighter, face pushed in burning coals from the lava pools, thrown in a large round steel cage and tossed down a mountain with ghost demons in it, tied to a human centipede of other blasphemers and shot once by every gun on every starfighter in the royal expeditionary navy.
Then drowned in a pool of Rainbow Dash plushies. :3

 

[Vulpesen]

Simply shot...

 

[Davin Jusik]

Collar choke.

 

[Vulpesen]

Cat scratch