Jack is Back!

[Jack Sparrow]

How long has it been, loves? Too long, if you ask me. How have you been? Not you, the other one. Yes. At any rate, water over the dam, under the bridge, and crossways from the landing platform on Kamino. If you've missed me half as much as I've missed you, then we both need to improve our aims.

Now. Who's buying the first round?

 

[Dōkeshi]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

The rum's all gone.

Gimmie a hug.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

I'll hug you, [member="Dōkeshi"], but why is the rum gone? Why is the rum always gone? It's like a...a thing around here. "Rum's gone, Jack," they say. I swear, one day I shall turn up and someone will hand me a cold flagon and loudly exclaim, "Rum's here Jack, and you may have some," and then I shall faint from the novelty.

 

[Dōkeshi]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

Um... I have whiskey?

 

[Eddie]

People keep drinking all the rum.

 

[Julius Sedaire]

Welcome back to the fray... Might not have any rum, but we got enough whiskey to sink your ship, sir. Well, actually, i'm not quite sure what tihaar counts as.... So we'll go with whiskey.

 

[Corvus Raaf]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

is the erstwhile Senator of Kashyyk currently residing there? I ask as he may need to call in the removal lorries

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Corvus Raaf"] I do, but I've been on a bit of an extended absence as of late. Has something happened I need to be concerned about? The map shows the planet where I left it...

 

[Eddie]

you're being invaded, Jack

 

[Julius Sedaire]

Might need to call an interior decorator after all is said and done actually, possibly a few good contractors and carpenters...

 

[Serah Oricion]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

Hey there Jack Sparrow, long time no see... BTW i sorta died and now am an enemy of the Republic... and we are burning Kashyyyk... so you missed a bit

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Who's burning Kashyyyk? Are they accepting applications? Should I be concerned about my senatorship?

 

[Eddie]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

The One Sith are burning Kashyyk, idk, and yes

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Magic. Why is it always magic?

 

[Eddie]

Their territory is very close to Kashyyk anyway

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Jack is back?
BEST. NEWS. I'VE. HEARD. ALL. DAY.

 

[Khan Ra]

The Senator of Kashyyyk comes just as the Sith are invading Kashyyyk...

Welcome back!

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

Welcome back Jack. You've a lot to catch up on.

 

[Corvus Raaf]

[member="Corvus Raaf"] I do, but I've been on a bit of an extended absence as of late. Has something happened I need to be concerned about? The map shows the planet where I left it...

First the good news. I'm at the tree-house, defending it with some Jedi-buddies. Now the bad news, we're surrounded by Sith.

It could be worse...actually no, it couldn't

 

[Dōkeshi]

[member="Jack Sparrow"] [member='Jack Rand']

Jack, meet Jack.