Sarge Potteiger
Emotional Damage
So, it's the most hated holiday of the year today, YAAAAY!
Now, I know what you're thinking... "Gee, Sarge, why is it so hated!!"
Well, to that I say "People be salty and like to act hip!"
But alas, I'm afraid that this Valentines Day Sarge will be leaving you with a (not so helpful) tip.
That rhymed. Why am I rhyming
MOVING ON.
Smile. Be happy. For all the couples, I wish you a wonderful day today (although you should totes love them every day anyway!) and for those who are single?
I'll be your valentine
Now, I know what you're thinking... "Gee, Sarge, why is it so hated!!"
Well, to that I say "People be salty and like to act hip!"
But alas, I'm afraid that this Valentines Day Sarge will be leaving you with a (not so helpful) tip.
That rhymed. Why am I rhyming
MOVING ON.
Smile. Be happy. For all the couples, I wish you a wonderful day today (although you should totes love them every day anyway!) and for those who are single?
I'll be your valentine