LFG Grand Theft Ukatis

[Kingsley]

Rrrrawk! These Jedi deserve a better class of criminal. Unfortunately, they're stuck with me. Putting together a crew to steal the crown of Ukatis and sell it on the black market for enough credits that we can all buy our own pleasure moons. Robbing spoiled trust fund kids like Corazona von Ascania should be like taking candy from a dumb baby. We'll use one of their fancy parties as cover to lift the crown and be gone with the wind. What could possibly go wrong?

Need any kind of mercenary or darksider with flexible morals.

• Bounty Hunters
• Smugglers
• Slicers
• Pirates
• Mandalorians
• Sith Assassins

There's no chance the GA will catch a master criminal but just in case one of you amateurs tip off the NJO we'll grab the princess for insurance and blast our way out! Jedi and GA agents can choose to attend the fancy party or respond to the inevitable alarms as part of a scrambled Charlie's Angels style SWAT team.

 

[Mairéad Solus]

Speak for yourself when judging the class of criminal active in the alliance flips hair. But this sounds fun, so, if you need someone to help show you how to get rich while maintaining a degree of style, let me know.

Or I could bring Hex as the explosives guy... will Makko Vyres be there?

 

[Mellifluous Magenta]

How many folks are you looking for for this? Kingsley

I’d like to put in for Quintessa Zambrano to be part of the crew, if possible!

 

[Kingsley]

Mairéad Solus

Both characters would fit right in so whichever is less likely to murder a narcissistic bird man with delusions of criminal infamy.

Mellifluous Magenta

The more writers involved the more we can bring in extra padawans from the NJO or even a few knights/masters. I don't have a limit in mind. If you're unfamiliar with this character our plans will go wrong quickly.

 

[Artas Tel Alam]

I'm in.

 

[Corazona von Ascania]

 

[Valery Noble]

I know you rescued Val and all, but I'm not returning the favor

 

[Kuzo]

I'm ready!

 

[Levi]

Levi and his crew of ne'er do wells ( Judd and Jacen Nimdok ) are made for getting into bad plans

 

[Shem Spinner]

Alright, good bird will protect the world from devastation.

 

[Tarok Vassket]

I cannot resist a Kingsley thread.

I could bring this character or Khallesh

 

[Desric Terassi]

If you manage to get out of there with the crown, hit up one of my middlemen.

I'm sure it would make for an excellent paperweight - and it would really piss off those royal maggots.

 

[Scrudge]

ok

 

[Corazona von Ascania]

I'm sure it would make for an excellent paperweight - and it would really piss off those royal maggots.

I am unsure how to feel about this.

 

[Domina Prime]

Rrrrawk! These Jedi deserve a better class of criminal. Unfortunately, they're stuck with me. Putting together a crew to steal the crown of Ukatis and sell it on the black market for enough credits that we can all buy our own pleasure moons. Robbing spoiled trust fund kids like Corazona von Ascania should be like taking candy from a dumb baby. We'll use one of their fancy parties as cover to lift the crown and be gone with the wind. What could possibly go wrong?

Need any kind of mercenary or darksider with flexible morals.

• Bounty Hunters
• Smugglers
• Slicers
• Pirates
• Mandalorians
• Sith Assassins

There's no chance the GA will catch a master criminal but just in case one of you amateurs tip off the NJO we'll grab the princess for insurance and blast our way out! Jedi and GA agents can choose to attend the fancy party or respond to the inevitable alarms as part of a scrambled Charlie's Angels style SWAT team.

Sips You had me at 'Mandalorian'~

 

[Gao-Feh-Yu]

I'm there.

 

[Keys]

Put me in coach

 

[Kingsley]

Tarok Vassket You're always welcome. Whichever character you've got the muse for.

Rest of you are also hired. Didn't want to get carried away with all the details before gathering a crew so we'll start the thread by sometime this weekend depending how long I procrastinate about the intro.

Thread starts in media res with everyone mid heist during a fancy noble party at the royal palace. After a round of getting in position someone (Kingsley) will trigger the alarms and all hell breaks loose. Here are some optional starting prompts so nobody feels lost.

• Posing as a party guest or hired help. We'll need to keep an eye on these nobles so nobody interrupts our foolproof plan. When the alarms begin to sound and the plan goes wrong it will be up to you when to break cover.
• In the vents. No heist is complete without a bunch of crawling around to escape the guards. Once palace security activates so does the automated defenses and you must escape some death traps.
• Covering our escape. Good for pilots, tech wizards, and muscle that can't blend in with high society. Both local and GA authorities are summoned, cause a distraction or crash the party and help seize the crown by force.

 

[Noah Corek]

Is there still room for one more good guy in the thread?

 

[Tarok Vassket]

I feel like maybe Khallesh in an Ooglith Masquer might work the best for this!