Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
If you can do it in a song, do it in a song, provide explanation. Parodies more than welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzirfZMWHyo
Actually, this is Jak's life.
He started as an Internet character. After messing around for a bit, shooting people, he was trolled a few times. Enduring severe pain, he left OP. After going for a ride, he eventually wound up in VF. Killing more people, he went for a real rollercoaster ride with Circe, enduring experiment after experiment. Then he was salad. He was wanted.
Some confusing time later, he shot more people, and then DUBSTEP.
That's his life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzirfZMWHyo
Actually, this is Jak's life.
He started as an Internet character. After messing around for a bit, shooting people, he was trolled a few times. Enduring severe pain, he left OP. After going for a ride, he eventually wound up in VF. Killing more people, he went for a real rollercoaster ride with Circe, enduring experiment after experiment. Then he was salad. He was wanted.
Some confusing time later, he shot more people, and then DUBSTEP.
That's his life.