Console Cowgirl
Hacks shrieked, a banshees cry that split the night. She was lifted off the ground, her lower arms ripped from her very body by great mechanical hands. She howled as fiery agony tore through her soul. She felt herself fall and hit the asphalt, dreary Denon rainfall wet her cheeks, the indifferent speeders of the Ecumonopolis passed her by. she craned her head to look up just in time as a cybernetic CorpSec officer brought his boot crashing down on her skull, and her world went dark.
var terms = [
"$(function(){\n\t$.database.get('Password')\n});",
"exec({\n\t'Password' : 'KbJ7zpQ',\n\t'Username' : 'ExO'\n});",
">>> Command Initialize 2",
">>> Return 0;",
"## Server Connected",
"## Server Disconnected",
"## Connection Failed",
"ACCESS DENIED",
">>> Command Initialize 2",
">>> Return 0;",
"## Server Connected",
"## Connected",
"ACCESS GRANTED",
<WARNING: CRANIAL DAMAGE!>>REINITIALIZE...
CHECKING POWER...
CHECKING FUNCTIONS...
REBOOTING...
Eyes fluttered awake. Hacks groaned and went to rub a hand over her face but felt no response. Painfully she remembered and glanced down to her missing limbs. They, CorpSec, had ripped all four mechanical arms out of her. Something welled up in her eyes against the harsh sun above. She rolled in the muck, a tremendous heap of trash. Turning left and right, as far as the eye could see, landfill. Discarded droids and mechanical parts. She was just another left out to rust, but no, she was human. Somewhere deep down beneath all the maze of cybernetics, this mod-junkie was still human.
She wept as she bent her back and brought her knees forward, struggling to bring herself to her feet. Unsteadily she rose, then fell, rolling and crashing down the side of a mountain of waste. She yelped and shouted, pinballing from a decommissioned assassin droid into a thruster from an x-wing, and came to a stop. She lay there, defeated. Her mind dull with the memory of her last moments before she found herself here. She wondered what she had done, she couldn't recall. The thought frightened her. Why can't I remember? she almost shouted. Panic swelled up and her throat became tight.
In the distance a commotion rose, a gaggle of droids were meandering their way along what one could call a goat path through the wastes. A protocol droid sporting a black eyepatch and a rusted blaster at his side led a motley crew of astromechs and power droids. A loud gonk! echoed into the wind. "Hey!" Hacks screamed, wiggling her body to try and get attention to herself, "Hey!" The protocol droid turned and faced Hacks, waving a stiff arm to his companions to follow him. As they approached Hacks wiggled back onto her bum and sat up, her phantom limbs begging to push herself back onto her feet but without her arms she feared falling over again and hurting herself more.
"Argh, avast ye' lads!" the protocol droid cried, unholstering his blaster and directing it at Hacks, "We have a live one - stand and deliver!" Hacks tried to shield herself with her arms but nothing happened, a harsh reminder. "Don't shoot, don't shoot, I need help," she pleaded, "I-I'm.." she drew a blank, something deep in her mind prodded, "Aranetta..." The power droid let out a shrill gronk, the astromech whistled and the protocol droid said, "Well why didn't you say so!" and holstered his gun. "I'm Drek Drednar of the Sable III, and this be my crew!"
Hacks frowned, "Drek Drednar?" she said aloud, the name tickling her brain. She had once learned about someone of that name. "But. . . he's been dead for eight hundred years. You're not Drednar." The protocol droid shouted, "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Yes I am." "Okay fine," Hacks relented, "You're Drek Drednar, but can you tell me where I am?" She cast a weary glance to the other droids in the company of this Drek Drednar, all were garbed in what one may call pirate clothes, were one inclined to enjoy watching holovids on fantasy pirates. "You're on Altier," Drek said proudly, raising his chin up. Altier. . . but that was lightyears away from Denon. How the hell did she get here. "I need to get home, can you take me to a spaceport?" she asked, the protocol droid nodded and raised the woman onto her feet. She winced in pain. "I can take you to my ship and fly you there myself," Drek declared boldly.
Hours passed, the sun setting over the horizon. Exhausted and dehydrated, Hacks stumbled into a smugglers haven. The droids led her towards a trash heap that vaguely resembled a CR90 Corvette. . . if you squinted your eyes. . . and tilted your head. . . and imagined it real hard. "The Sable III," Drek boasted, the droids in his crew shouted in whatever way they could in perceived glee. Hacks whimpered, something hit the bottom of her stomach, perhaps hope. It dawned on her that it wasn't some miracle that had placed Drek into a droids body, he wasn't Drek at all. This crew of droids were completely and utterly insane. Malfunctioning units that had survived the landfill and deluded themselves to the idea they were someone else.
Hacks looked around at the other vessels held in port, rust buckets and none that could jump more than two systems before falling apart. Worse yet not a single soul. She felt the need to punch herself in the head but couldn't. Her gaze fell to the ground and for a second she was ready to call it quits, roll over and wait to die. A light appeared on her belt, a datapad. Her datapad. "Drek," she shouted, "My datapad, toss it on the ground." The droid scurried over and without even beginning to question her intentions he did as she requested. At least his ability to follow orders as a protocol droid had not been lost when his sanity went.
Hacks folded her legs and plopped onto the ground, leaning down she tapped at the screen with her nose. "On," she said, voice-activating the datapad. It burst to life, hundreds of notifications appeared in a seemingly endless stream. Most were missed calls and messages begging to know where she was. They kept calling her 'Hacks'. From the time stamp the last message came in seven months ago, the first message asking where she had gone. . . almost a year. Had she been missing a year? Using voice commands she sent a message to 'all contacts'. An SOS and her location on Altier. Then the screen went black before she could see if it sent. She screamed. Did it send? The device was dead, out of charge. She could only hope someone got it in time. She looked up at Drek Drednar and his motley crew of insane droid pilots. She cried, she could be stuck with them for months... maybe years. . .
She wept as she bent her back and brought her knees forward, struggling to bring herself to her feet. Unsteadily she rose, then fell, rolling and crashing down the side of a mountain of waste. She yelped and shouted, pinballing from a decommissioned assassin droid into a thruster from an x-wing, and came to a stop. She lay there, defeated. Her mind dull with the memory of her last moments before she found herself here. She wondered what she had done, she couldn't recall. The thought frightened her. Why can't I remember? she almost shouted. Panic swelled up and her throat became tight.
In the distance a commotion rose, a gaggle of droids were meandering their way along what one could call a goat path through the wastes. A protocol droid sporting a black eyepatch and a rusted blaster at his side led a motley crew of astromechs and power droids. A loud gonk! echoed into the wind. "Hey!" Hacks screamed, wiggling her body to try and get attention to herself, "Hey!" The protocol droid turned and faced Hacks, waving a stiff arm to his companions to follow him. As they approached Hacks wiggled back onto her bum and sat up, her phantom limbs begging to push herself back onto her feet but without her arms she feared falling over again and hurting herself more.
"Argh, avast ye' lads!" the protocol droid cried, unholstering his blaster and directing it at Hacks, "We have a live one - stand and deliver!" Hacks tried to shield herself with her arms but nothing happened, a harsh reminder. "Don't shoot, don't shoot, I need help," she pleaded, "I-I'm.." she drew a blank, something deep in her mind prodded, "Aranetta..." The power droid let out a shrill gronk, the astromech whistled and the protocol droid said, "Well why didn't you say so!" and holstered his gun. "I'm Drek Drednar of the Sable III, and this be my crew!"
Hacks frowned, "Drek Drednar?" she said aloud, the name tickling her brain. She had once learned about someone of that name. "But. . . he's been dead for eight hundred years. You're not Drednar." The protocol droid shouted, "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Yes I am." "No you're not." "Yes I am." "Okay fine," Hacks relented, "You're Drek Drednar, but can you tell me where I am?" She cast a weary glance to the other droids in the company of this Drek Drednar, all were garbed in what one may call pirate clothes, were one inclined to enjoy watching holovids on fantasy pirates. "You're on Altier," Drek said proudly, raising his chin up. Altier. . . but that was lightyears away from Denon. How the hell did she get here. "I need to get home, can you take me to a spaceport?" she asked, the protocol droid nodded and raised the woman onto her feet. She winced in pain. "I can take you to my ship and fly you there myself," Drek declared boldly.
Hours passed, the sun setting over the horizon. Exhausted and dehydrated, Hacks stumbled into a smugglers haven. The droids led her towards a trash heap that vaguely resembled a CR90 Corvette. . . if you squinted your eyes. . . and tilted your head. . . and imagined it real hard. "The Sable III," Drek boasted, the droids in his crew shouted in whatever way they could in perceived glee. Hacks whimpered, something hit the bottom of her stomach, perhaps hope. It dawned on her that it wasn't some miracle that had placed Drek into a droids body, he wasn't Drek at all. This crew of droids were completely and utterly insane. Malfunctioning units that had survived the landfill and deluded themselves to the idea they were someone else.
Hacks looked around at the other vessels held in port, rust buckets and none that could jump more than two systems before falling apart. Worse yet not a single soul. She felt the need to punch herself in the head but couldn't. Her gaze fell to the ground and for a second she was ready to call it quits, roll over and wait to die. A light appeared on her belt, a datapad. Her datapad. "Drek," she shouted, "My datapad, toss it on the ground." The droid scurried over and without even beginning to question her intentions he did as she requested. At least his ability to follow orders as a protocol droid had not been lost when his sanity went.
Hacks folded her legs and plopped onto the ground, leaning down she tapped at the screen with her nose. "On," she said, voice-activating the datapad. It burst to life, hundreds of notifications appeared in a seemingly endless stream. Most were missed calls and messages begging to know where she was. They kept calling her 'Hacks'. From the time stamp the last message came in seven months ago, the first message asking where she had gone. . . almost a year. Had she been missing a year? Using voice commands she sent a message to 'all contacts'. An SOS and her location on Altier. Then the screen went black before she could see if it sent. She screamed. Did it send? The device was dead, out of charge. She could only hope someone got it in time. She looked up at Drek Drednar and his motley crew of insane droid pilots. She cried, she could be stuck with them for months... maybe years. . .